Funny Money Quotes

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

To make a million, start with $900,000.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's.

I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.