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George S. Kaufman Quotes

American director, Birth: 16-11-1889, Death: 2-6-1961
1.
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
George S. Kaufman

2.
God finally caught his eye.
George S. Kaufman

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Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
George S. Kaufman

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Lawyers-they get together all day and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?" The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their bill, which arrives regularly. You've heard about the man who got the bill from his lawyer which said, "For crossing the street to speak to you and discovering it was not you, twelve dollars."
George S. Kaufman

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You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.
George S. Kaufman

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At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
George S. Kaufman

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There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.
George S. Kaufman

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You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
George S. Kaufman

Quote Topics by George S. Kaufman: Home Seduction Laughter Medicine House Rehearsal People Dramatic Together Christmas His Eyes Twelve Humorous Eye Dollars Funny Satire Lunch Complaints Entertainment Sex Art Doctors Absent Bills Books And Movies Men Business Caught Birth
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I've never had any complaints yet!
George S. Kaufman

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The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
George S. Kaufman

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Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
George S. Kaufman

12.
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
George S. Kaufman