1.
Only a goalie can appreciate what a goalie goes through.
Jacques Plante
2.
Goalies often react quickly to shots with no regard for what might happen to their body because we are trained to stop pucks first and ask questions later.
Martin Brodeur
3.
I can't hear what Jeremy says because my ears are blocked with my two Stanley Cup Rings.
Patrick Roy
4.
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.
Andy Gray
5.
You don't feel sorry for yourself, you get on with life.
(after not being picked starting goalie)
Jens Lehmann
6.
Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.
Steve Carell
8.
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Steven Wright
9.
If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.
Terry Crisp
10.
Challenging someone is good. You need to do it. Sometimes they don't even realize you're doing it, like when you joke with a goalie, 'What's wrong today? You losing it?
Sidney Crosby
11.
I'm not a pretty goalie and I don't ever want to be called one, to tell you the truth.
Ed Belfour
12.
Doing a good impression of a backup goalie the last few weeks.
Roberto Luongo
13.
I'm not a reflex goalie. I try to make as many stops as possible with with my stomach.
Jean-Sebastien Giguere
14.
My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie.
Charles M. Schulz