Goats Quotes

I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat

The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.

Whatever gets your goat gets your attention. Whatever gets your attention gets your time. Whatever gets your time gets you. Whatever gets you becomes your master. Take care, lest a little thing horn in and get your goat

But you cannot have harmony without a commitment to ethical behavior. It's the fence that keeps out the goats that will eat all the young shoots in your garden.

Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.

Even goats may have starlight in their eyes.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged.

It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing.

Redheaded women buck like goats.

Great sermon helped me to reflect on scape goats, forgiveness, revenge and the messiness of community. .. where I referenced this sermon. Thanks! Keep preaching the damn Gospel!

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.

If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books.

There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better."

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

At these times, the things that troubled her seemed far away and unimportant: all that mattered was the hum of the bees and the chirp of birdsong, the way the sun gleamed on the edge of a blue wildflower, the distant bleat and clink of grazing goats.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.

Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.

Goat screaming videos are hilarious.

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!

Political men, like goats, usually thrive best among inequalities.

I make big shots everywhere. I get accustomed to it. I'm not afraid to be the goat. I don't worry about what you (reporters) say about me in the papers. In fact, I like it. It tickles me.

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

Percy looked at Coach Hedge and Frank. “A trap?” “Probably,” Frank said. “She’s not mortal,” Hedge said, sniffing the air. “Probably some kind of goat-eating, demigod-destroying fiend from Tartarus.” “No doubt,” Percy agreed. “Awesome.” Hedge grinned. “Let’s go.

No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in another direction -- toward anarchy and poverty and craziness. That maddening delusion that a man can lead a decent life without hiring himself out as a Judas Goat.

Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I'm like a goat or something that likes high places.

No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere.

Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote, Fourteen-year-old, why are you such a goat? I'm fourteen years old, that is the reason, I giggle and dote in season.

I want to go about like the light-footed goats.

The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond.

Shagga son of Dolf likes this not. Shagga will go with the boyman, and if the boyman lies, Shagga will chop off his manhood-" "-and feed it to the goats, yes," Tyrion said wearily.

Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade." Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while I plow a swamp with a goat's horn?" Yes, ma'am. And I aim to wear my seamless shirt while you do it.

A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge - out of fairness to goats.

Your mother was a goatherder. (Savitar) It’s an honorable profession. (Takeshi) Yeah, for a goat. (Savitar)

Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.

the old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat.

Henry patted Charlotte’s shoulder anxiously. “Would you like a cool cloth? What can I do to help?” “You could ride up to Yorkshire and chop that old goat’s head off.” Charlotte sounded mutinous. “Won’t that make things rather awkward with the Clave?” asked Henry. “They’re not generally very receptive about, you know, beheadings and things.

Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water.