1.
I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish.
Henri Matisse
2.
Goldfish are flowers ... flowers that move.
Han Suyin
3.
A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason.
Mason Cooley
4.
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.
Paul Rudd
5.
There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish.
Walt Disney
7.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
Lefty Gomez
8.
Be an electric eel in a goldfish pond!
Sark
10.
Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.
Rick Riordan
11.
There's an old adage," he said, "translated from the ancient Coptic, that contains all the wisdom of the ages -- "Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.
Beryl Markham
12.
I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.
Robert Plant
13.
If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.
Jerry Adler
14.
If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours!
Eleanor Roosevelt
15.
places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that?
Charles Bukowski
16.
When my sister and I were growing up, she was made out to be the goody-goody one.
Princess Margaret
17.
Life isn’t fair. Fair is somewhere you go to ride the dodgems and win a goldfish. (from Rush of Blood)
Mark Billingham
18.
I was the goldfish that leapt out of the bowl.
Paula Fox
19.
In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back for more.
Emily Watson
20.
I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
Ozzy Osbourne
21.
I have the financial morals of a goldfish, I can resist everything but temptation.
Ruth St. Denis
22.
As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software.
Hans Rosling
23.
Starlets were always turning up dead in people's pools. They fished them out like goldfish. Nobody seemed to find it unusual that so many young, beautiful women wanted to die.
Jonathan Rosen
24.
Modern Americans are so exposed, peered at, inquired about, and spied upon as to be increasingly without privacy--members of a ;naked society and denizens of a goldfish bowl.
Edward V. Long
25.
Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
Phyllis Diller
26.
Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide.
Niall Quinn
27.
And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot of guff about it, but it's a family name; I'm not changing it.
Stephen Colbert
28.
I've watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I've seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by a mantis. And I had a golden retriever behave like one.
N.D. Wilson
29.
One of the women at the clinic had remarked dryly that Harrow's personal magnetism not only affected men, women and children but also extended to armoires, assorted chairs and the nearby goldfish in a bowl.
Lisa Kleypas
30.
Clary's mother apparently reguarded him as about as sexually threatening as a goldfish.
Cassandra Clare