Grapefruit Quotes

I am a grateful grapefruit.

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

Hollywood's a great place to live... if you're a grapefruit.

By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved grapefruit, that sugarless breakfast.

I am grateful... grapefruit.

My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking. I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it's a gift? It's almost as bad as coal.