1.
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.
Robert Fulghum
2.
If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf.
Nicky Gumbel
3.
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Debbie Macomber
4.
Even if you think the grass is greener on the other side, you’re going to have to mow that side too.
Joyce Meyer
5.
The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. The grass is greenest where it is watered.
Robert Fulghum
6.
The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
Ricky Gervais
7.
But the grass ain't always greener on the other side, It's green where you water it
Justin Bieber
8.
It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.
Laura Fraser
9.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Erma Bombeck
10.
Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence?
Teresa Bloomingdale