2.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Kin Hubbard
3.
So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate and aromatic spirits on a handy shelf,
Which is don't spoil the denouement by telling the guests everything is terrible, but let them have the thrill of finding it out for themselves.
Ogden Nash
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Uninvited guests are often most welcome when they leave
Aesop
5.
You are the honoured guest,
Do not weep like a beggar
For pieces of the world.
Rumi
6.
Comfort comes into your house first as guest, then as a host, then finally as the master.
David Bowie
7.
There's fierce competition between all the networks to get the guest who can bring the most pertinent information about whatever the story of the moment happens to be.
Bob Schieffer
9.
Like the trees, we are visitors, guests of the earth.
Kim Stafford
10.
The more I have to do, the better off I am. I'm not really one to sit around and relax and take it easy. I always like having something to do. Even though I'm not competing, I'm going to be making a lot of appearances, doing guest posings and seminars.
Ronnie Coleman
11.
Humanism is the philosophy that you should be a good guest at the dinner table of life.
A.C. Grayling
12.
When the Guest is being searched for,
it is the intensity of the longing for the Guest that does all the work.
Look at me, and you will see a slave of that intensity.
Kabir
13.
Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
Evelyn Waugh
14.
During Congress rule terrorism was countered effectively and firmly, whereas during the BJP regime terrorists were treated like guests and released in their own country.
Sonia Gandhi
15.
I prefer to leave standing up, like a well-mannered guest at a party.
Leontyne Price
16.
When you feel most alive, find out why, This is one guest you won't greet twice.
Kabir
17.
If man walks in nature's midst, then he is nature's guest and must learn to behave as a well-brought-up guest.
Friedensreich Hundertwasser
19.
Love lodged in a woman's breast is but a guest.
Henry Wotton
20.
The Night is young & full of rest I can’t describe the way she’s dress’d She’ll pander to some strange requests Anything that you suggest Anything to please her guest.
Jim Morrison
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Anybody who believes in Allah and the Last Day should not harm his neighbor, & should entertain his guest generously.
Muhammad
22.
Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list.
Robert Stack
24.
I never actually got around to taping conversations with my guests, but there are a lot of things you can learn from a man like Nixon.
Pierre Trudeau
25.
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.
Mr. Krabs
26.
To turn away a guest is poorest poverty;
To bear with fools is mightiest might.
Thiruvalluvar
27.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Anton Szandor LaVey
28.
Death in Somalia seldom bothers to announce its arrival. In fact, death calls with the arrogance of a guest confident on receiving a warm welcome at any time, no question asked.
Nuruddin Farah
29.
A recent Pew Hispanic survey found that more than 70 percent of illegal immigrants from Mexico are interested in a guest-worker program and then returning home.
John Shadegg
30.
I went to Broadway and I've been doing some fun guest spots with 'Entourage' and 'Glee' and I'm ready to have my own show.
John Stamos
31.
Ourselves within us lethal forces nurse; We make of our own enemies our guests.
Sri Aurobindo
32.
Come in, dear wind, and be our guest You too have neither home nor rest.
Bertolt Brecht
33.
The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.
Jean de la Bruyere
34.
People are either born hosts or born guests.
Max Beerbohm
35.
Like all guests, after a fortnight, grief is best beyond the door.
Sandra Cisneros
36.
Receive a guest with the same attitude you have when alone. When alone, maintain the same attitude you have in receiving guests.
Soyen Shaku
37.
The moment an inspiring thought enters your heart, appreciate it as a dear guest visiting you that day.
Rumi
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We show our adoration by going to visit Christ in the tabernacle or exposed in the monstrance. Would it not indeed be a failing in respect to neglect the divine Guest who awaits us? He dwells there, really present, He who was present in the crib, at Nazareth, upon the mountains of Judea, in the supper-room, upon the Cross. It is the same Jesus who said to the Samaritan woman, 'If thou didst know the gift of God!'
Columba Marmion
39.
He who believes in God and the Last Day should honour his guest; he who believes in God and the Last Day should not annoy his neighbours; and he who believes in God and the Last Day should say what is good or keep silent.
Elijah Muhammad
40.
This being human is a guest house. Every morning a new arrival. Welcome and entertain them all!
Rumi
41.
A mountaineer’s house, before being his home and the home of his family, is the home of God and of guests.
Ismail Kadaré
42.
The New York Times published the guest list on the front page. The masks were a brilliant concept.
George Plimpton
43.
A guest is a jewel on the cushion of hospitality
Rex Stout
45.
Uninvited guests seldom meet a welcome.
Aesop
46.
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.
Eleanor Roosevelt
47.
Negative emotions are like unwelcome guests. Just because they show up on our doorstep doesn't mean they have a right to stay.
Deepak Chopra
48.
It is a widespread and firm belief among guests that their departure is always a matter of distress to their hosts, and that in order to indicate that they have been pleasantly entertained, they must demonstrate an extreme unwillingness to allow the entertainment to conclude. This is not necessarily true.
Judith Martin
49.
True hospitality consists of giving the best of yourself to your guests.
Eleanor Roosevelt
50.
If you wanna leave be my guest you can step
Feelin' irreplaceable listening to Beyonce
Well, OK, I'll put you out on your bday
Lil Wayne