American actor, Birth: 14-1-1892, Death: 2-11-1992
1.
Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day.
Hal Roach
2.
My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.
Hal Roach
3.
You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.
Hal Roach
4.
The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.
