1.
If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.
Hank Williams, Jr.
Attend to your own affairs and you will never be idle.
2.
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
Hank Williams, Jr.
An upper-crust woman asked, 'Is your stallion outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but you're too portly to mount.'
3.
Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.
Hank Williams, Jr.
'Between the extremes of chaos and divine mercy, I understand their plight.'
4.
We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!
Hank Williams, Jr.
'We have a Muslim in the Oval Office who loathes cowboys and cowgirls, fishing, and farming, adores homosexuals - but we despise him!'
5.
We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.
Hank Williams, Jr.
6.
Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.
Hank Williams, Jr.
7.
The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.
Hank Williams, Jr.
8.
You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.
Hank Williams, Jr.
9.
Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists - but there's never a backlash, no outrage to those comparisons. ... Working-class people are hurting - and it doesn't seem like anybody cares. When both sides are high-fiving it on the ninth hole when everybody else is without a job - it makes a whole lot of us angry. Something has to change. The policies have to change.
Hank Williams, Jr.
10.
My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.
Hank Williams, Jr.
11.
Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.
Hank Williams, Jr.
12.
I get whiskey bent and hell bound.
Hank Williams, Jr.
13.
I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.
Hank Williams, Jr.
14.
Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.
Hank Williams, Jr.
15.
You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.
Hank Williams, Jr.
16.
If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.
Hank Williams, Jr.
17.
After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run.
Hank Williams, Jr.
18.
I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.
Hank Williams, Jr.
19.
Why don't we all just get a long-neck?
Hank Williams, Jr.
20.
There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.
Hank Williams, Jr.
21.
They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.
Hank Williams, Jr.
22.
Have pity on a dinosaur.
Hank Williams, Jr.
23.
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.
Hank Williams, Jr.
24.
I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.
Hank Williams, Jr.
25.
Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.
Hank Williams, Jr.
26.
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.
Hank Williams, Jr.
27.
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.
Hank Williams, Jr.
28.
The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.
Hank Williams, Jr.
29.
I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.
Hank Williams, Jr.
30.
I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.
Hank Williams, Jr.
31.
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.
Hank Williams, Jr.
32.
Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.
Hank Williams, Jr.
33.
He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?
Hank Williams, Jr.
34.
Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?
Hank Williams, Jr.
35.
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.
Hank Williams, Jr.
36.
America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them.
Hank Williams, Jr.
37.
It's all over but the crying.
Hank Williams, Jr.
38.
Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.
Hank Williams, Jr.
39.
I had a good friend in New York City.
Hank Williams, Jr.
40.
Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime.
Hank Williams, Jr.
41.
I've probably got the most loyal hardcore fans in the music business. You know, I can sit around, go fishing, do ten shows a year, fifteen, none, twenty, and it's just fantastic. Because they know I shoot straight and I don't talk bull.
Hank Williams, Jr.
42.
We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.
Hank Williams, Jr.
43.
It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone.
Hank Williams, Jr.