Headache Quotes

Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache.

Measuring and laying out the room in advance can save you a lot of headaches.

When the woman is attractive, is it an interesting picture, or is it the woman? I had a lot of headaches with that, which was why it was interesting. I don't think I always got it straight.

I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches.

If you do not feel equal to the headaches that psychiatry induces, you are in the wrong business. It is work - work the like of which I do not know.

If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally nothing but headaches.

I like being a big fish in a small pond. I'm not interested in a huge audience because it brings headaches.

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill.

I had headaches for over 30 years until I tried chiropractic. They have completely disappeared.

Most women know that sex isgood for headaches.

I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.

It's a bit of a headache being a perfectionist. You're never satisfied.

I have a terrific headache.

For misdirected love, the attainment of its object is, indeed, the best cure; but it cures as the guillotine cures headache.

Life is a long headache in a noisy street.

Chess is a cure for headaches.

Writers don't give prescriptions. They give headaches!

The Royall Crowne cures not the head-ach. [The Royal Crown cures not the headache.]

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee.

Public appearances are a headache. I hold mine down to a minimum.

The reality is: a founder is someone who deals with a ton of different headaches and no one is universally super powered.

Love is an incurable malady like those pathetic states in which rheumatism affords the sufferer a brief respite only to be replaced by epileptiform headaches.

If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches.

That's a headache waiting to happen.

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.

I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.

Privilege is a headache, that you don't know that you don't have.

Marijuana is like sex: If I don't do it every day I get a headache.

Oh, you mean I'm a homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual too, but what's that got to do with my headache?

It would have been a helluva lot more fun if I had never hit those 61 homeruns... all it brought me was headaches.

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

Depression is like a headache or true love or any of those indefinable concepts. If you've never been there, you don't know what it's like until you're too far in to stop the process.

I could never say in the morning, "I have a headache and cannot do thus and so". Headache or no headache, thus and so had to be done.

If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache.

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.

Well' Francie decided, 'I guess the thing that is giving me this headache is life - and nothing else but'.

We sort of understand how painkillers work. You take one, and it reduces your headache. We don't understand how photographs work. And that, to me, is an essential problem as a practitioner.

The gods have chosen to entertain me with chronic eyestrain headaches. Very poisonous episodes. So I don't do a lot of reading anymore except on tape.

Popularity can be a real headache.

Do ants get headaches?

What can money do to console a man with a headache?

As human beings are also animals, to manage one million animals gives me a headache.

I deserved the shaking and the headaches and the fact that every single time I took a breath I felt a squeezing in my chest, my heart beating even though I wished it wasn't.

― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.