Headache Quotes

Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache.

Measuring and laying out the room in advance can save you a lot of headaches.

When the woman is attractive, is it an interesting picture, or is it the woman? I had a lot of headaches with that, which was why it was interesting. I don't think I always got it straight.

I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches.

If you do not feel equal to the headaches that psychiatry induces, you are in the wrong business. It is work - work the like of which I do not know.

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally nothing but headaches.

I like being a big fish in a small pond. I'm not interested in a huge audience because it brings headaches.

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill.

Most women know that sex isgood for headaches.

I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.

I had headaches for over 30 years until I tried chiropractic. They have completely disappeared.

It's a bit of a headache being a perfectionist. You're never satisfied.

For misdirected love, the attainment of its object is, indeed, the best cure; but it cures as the guillotine cures headache.

I have a terrific headache.

Life is a long headache in a noisy street.

Chess is a cure for headaches.

Writers don't give prescriptions. They give headaches!

The Royall Crowne cures not the head-ach. [The Royal Crown cures not the headache.]

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Public appearances are a headache. I hold mine down to a minimum.

The reality is: a founder is someone who deals with a ton of different headaches and no one is universally super powered.

Love is an incurable malady like those pathetic states in which rheumatism affords the sufferer a brief respite only to be replaced by epileptiform headaches.

His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee.

That's a headache waiting to happen.

I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.

If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches.

Privilege is a headache, that you don't know that you don't have.

Marijuana is like sex: If I don't do it every day I get a headache.

Oh, you mean I'm a homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual too, but what's that got to do with my headache?

Do ants get headaches?

What can money do to console a man with a headache?

I deserved the shaking and the headaches and the fact that every single time I took a breath I felt a squeezing in my chest, my heart beating even though I wished it wasn't.

As human beings are also animals, to manage one million animals gives me a headache.

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.

― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.

Big studio comedies are such a headache.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

I woke with a terrible headache and wobbled around 'till I fell out the window." "You what?" "Fell out the window. That one over there." She [Edwina] gestured to the curtain behind her. "I broke my back. My spine is all wobbly now, but it doesn't hurt.

It's a huge headache - the more money you have, the more hassles. I find money very uncomfortable.

It would have been a helluva lot more fun if I had never hit those 61 homeruns... all it brought me was headaches.

Depression is like a headache or true love or any of those indefinable concepts. If you've never been there, you don't know what it's like until you're too far in to stop the process.

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.