Headache Quotes

Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache.

Measuring and laying out the room in advance can save you a lot of headaches.

When the woman is attractive, is it an interesting picture, or is it the woman? I had a lot of headaches with that, which was why it was interesting. I don't think I always got it straight.

I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches.

If you do not feel equal to the headaches that psychiatry induces, you are in the wrong business. It is work - work the like of which I do not know.

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally nothing but headaches.

I like being a big fish in a small pond. I'm not interested in a huge audience because it brings headaches.

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill.

Most women know that sex isgood for headaches.

I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.

I had headaches for over 30 years until I tried chiropractic. They have completely disappeared.

It's a bit of a headache being a perfectionist. You're never satisfied.

For misdirected love, the attainment of its object is, indeed, the best cure; but it cures as the guillotine cures headache.

I have a terrific headache.

Life is a long headache in a noisy street.

Chess is a cure for headaches.

Writers don't give prescriptions. They give headaches!

The Royall Crowne cures not the head-ach. [The Royal Crown cures not the headache.]

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Public appearances are a headache. I hold mine down to a minimum.

The reality is: a founder is someone who deals with a ton of different headaches and no one is universally super powered.

Love is an incurable malady like those pathetic states in which rheumatism affords the sufferer a brief respite only to be replaced by epileptiform headaches.

His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee.

That's a headache waiting to happen.

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.

I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.

If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches.

Privilege is a headache, that you don't know that you don't have.

Marijuana is like sex: If I don't do it every day I get a headache.

Oh, you mean I'm a homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual too, but what's that got to do with my headache?

What can money do to console a man with a headache?

Do ants get headaches?

I deserved the shaking and the headaches and the fact that every single time I took a breath I felt a squeezing in my chest, my heart beating even though I wished it wasn't.

As human beings are also animals, to manage one million animals gives me a headache.

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.

― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.

Big studio comedies are such a headache.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

I woke with a terrible headache and wobbled around 'till I fell out the window." "You what?" "Fell out the window. That one over there." She [Edwina] gestured to the curtain behind her. "I broke my back. My spine is all wobbly now, but it doesn't hurt.

It's a huge headache - the more money you have, the more hassles. I find money very uncomfortable.

It would have been a helluva lot more fun if I had never hit those 61 homeruns... all it brought me was headaches.

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

Depression is like a headache or true love or any of those indefinable concepts. If you've never been there, you don't know what it's like until you're too far in to stop the process.

I could never say in the morning, "I have a headache and cannot do thus and so". Headache or no headache, thus and so had to be done.