Highlander Quotes

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.

A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker...better to burn out than to fade away.

I have something to say: it's better to burn out, than to fade away.

Highlanders make the truest friends-if only because they make the worst enemies.

You're not falling for me, are you, Irish?" -Adam to Gabrielle

Alright, all right," I said. "What if I tell you a story, instead?" Highlanders loved stories, and Jamie was no exception. "Oh, aye, " he said, sounding much happier. "What sort of story is it?