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Hitchhiking Quotes

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Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
Douglas Adams

Authors on Hitchhiking Quotes: Douglas Adams John Waters Greg Gutfeld Chris Campbell Brice Marden Anne Waldman Simi Linton Steven Wright
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I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.
Steven Wright

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Life! Don't talk to me about life!
Douglas Adams

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When is the last time you saw a Lamborghini sale?
Chris Campbell

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Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.
Douglas Adams

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Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
Douglas Adams

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The "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again - the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely sexual.
John Waters

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Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.
Greg Gutfeld

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This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Douglas Adams

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The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome.
Douglas Adams

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Generally, old media don't die. They just have to grow old gracefully. Guess what, we still have stone masons. They haven't been the primary purveyors of the written word for a while now of course, but they still have a role because you wouldn't want a TV screen on your headstone.
Douglas Adams

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Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.
Douglas Adams

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Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Douglas Adams

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Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things
Douglas Adams

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I love the idea of hitchhiking into the city. It was bizarre.
Brice Marden

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I really didn't have any bad hitchhiking experiences. The only bad experiences were standing by the road for 10 hours. I never thought I'd get a ride with a ministers wife or a coalminer or a Republican elected official. It was all pleasant surprises. The only drag was the waiting.
John Waters

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I was not ever hitchhiking alone. I've done solo train trips but I've never driven myself alone.
Anne Waldman

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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow pizza.
Douglas Adams

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I was hitchhiking to Washington to an anti-war demonstration in 1971, and I was in an accident, and that's how I became disabled; that's how I came into disability, in a sense.
Simi Linton