Horoscopes Quotes

Obviously, I dont live and die by it, everything my horoscope says. But I feel like theres definitely something to it.

Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.

You are always born under the wrong sign, and to live in this world properly you have to rewrite your own horoscope day by day.

No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours.