If I Could Quotes

I'd be a billionaire if I could get a dollar for all the bullsh*t that I hear a day.

If I could find anything blacker than black, I'd use it.

If I could sing, it would be lovely.

If I could have said it, I shouldn't have had to dance it.

If I could say with words what my dances express, I wouldn’t have a reason to dance.

If I could say it, I would not have to dance it.

If I could meet anybody? The prophet Muhammad.

If I could have banned them all...I would have!

If I could only have one more day, I could do a great painting.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.

I'd go without food if I could have a flower.

You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?

If I could have done anything more, it would have been less

If I could take my entire savings in place of something, I’d chose time.

If I could explain golf, I'd be a genius.

I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could, my money would be on you.

If I could change one thing about myself... I would try to control my generosity.

If I could say this I wouldn't have to paint.

If I could predict the trends, they would already be there.

I seldom ever missed a Gary Cooper picture if I could manage to see it.

If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.

If I could, I'd live in the nude, like Eve in paradise.

If I could make noise with anything, I was going to.

I love to sleep. I'd sleep all day if I could.

If I could sing, I wouldnt be a guitarist.

Even if I could, I would not exahnge their virtues for my own. And that is why they are intent on learning from me.

If I could do one thing over I'd have been nicer to my parents.

I would love to love something, especially if I could do it without feeling like I was watching it die right in front of me.

If I could choose, I would say [I would like to be filming with] Natalie Portman and Leonardo DiCaprio.

It's a hard life... but if I could, I would do it all again.

It seemed as if I could see things in her that others couldn't see, qualities which not even she was aware of. It was as I I could already see in her the woman she would later become.

But if I could go back in time, I wouldn't do a single thing differently. What if all those things I did were the things that got me here?

I would live at the beach if I could, and I love dancing.

If I could do it over, I'd do better.

If I could go back to my younger self, I'd be like, "Not everything's permanent."

I like my old nose. If I could get it out the cupboard and put it on, then I would.

If I could never put out an album in my life, I could just put out mixtapes. The music got to be out there somehow.

If I could be working every day, I would be.

I like a lot of wheels. If I could have eight wheels, I would.

I thought if I could be a model, or even do commercials and stuff like that for the rest of my life, I’d be happy.

If I could read it, I could play it.

If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would.

If I could read while I was driving, showering, socializing or sleeping, I would do it.

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

I learned that if I could read, I could cook. I surprised myself I like it.

If I could persuade myself that I could find Him in a Himalayan cave I would proceed there immediately.

People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator.

If I could do something with Paul McCartney it would be just amazing. Or Eric Clapton.

I don't whistle at you down the street. I would if I could, but I can't whistle you see.