Im Sorry Quotes

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

When a child makes a mistake or fails to accomplish a certain goal, we must avoid any word or action which indicates that we consider him a failure. 'Too bad that didn't work.' 'I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.' We need to separate the deed from the doer.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

There's one sad truth in life I've found While journeying east and west - The only folks we really wound Are those we love the best. We flatter those we scarcely know, We please the fleeting guest, And deal full many a thoughtless blow To those who love us best.

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'

I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

The words are all gone, the time's been too long but it's not too late to say I'm sorry to a friend

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

I was very sorry when I found out that your intentions were good and not what I supposed they were.

Don't ever say you are sorry for "being caught in the moment". Because, at that moment, that is EXACTLY where you wanted to be.

Real friends stab you in the front.

A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

If people are good because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

It will never do to plead sin as an excuse for sin, or to attempt to justify sinful acts by pleading that we have an evil heart. This instead of being a valid apology, is the very ground of our condemnation.

Words will not be able to ever express how sorry I am for this, and I have profound regret and sorrow for the multitude of mistakes and harm I have caused.

Im sorry I cant speak very coherently.

But sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. [...] True sorrow is as rare as true love.

True sorrow is as rare as true love.

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

An apology might help, but you can change your life without one.

There are some experiences in life they haven't invented the right words for.

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

Mistrust makes life difficult. Trust makes it risky.

We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

Friends are God's apology for relations.

True remorse is never just a regret over consequences; it is a regret over motive.

More people should apologize, and more people should accept apologies when sincerely made.

You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.

I have made terrible mistakes that have hurt the people that I cared about the most, and I am terribly sorry. I am deeply ashamed of my terrible judgment and my actions.

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.

Sacrifice is at the heart of repentance. Without deeds, your apology is worthless.

The typical response from people when I tell them Im diabetic is, Oh, Im sorry to hear that. You know, Im not. Im a better athlete because of diabetes rather than despite it. Im more aware of my training, my fitness and more aware of nutrition. Im more proactive about my health.

Except for the young or very happy, I can't say I am sorry for anyone who dies.

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

Im sorry Im not gay or Jewish, so I dont have a special interest group of journalists that support me.

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

Apologies only account for that which they do not alter.