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You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Irwin Corey
2.
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
Irwin Corey
'If we don't modify our course soon, we'll reach our intended destination.'
3.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Irwin Corey
4.
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
Irwin Corey
5.
With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.
Irwin Corey
6.
Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
Irwin Corey
7.
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Irwin Corey
8.
Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.
Irwin Corey
9.
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.
Irwin Corey
10.
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
Irwin Corey
11.
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.
Irwin Corey
12.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
Irwin Corey
13.
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
Irwin Corey
