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Jerk Quotes

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I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.
CM Punk

I take pleasure in being forthright, since I'm always candid.
Authors on Jerk Quotes: Chris Patten Aaron Sorkin Lee Iacocca Sean William Scott Bill Burr Jean Rhys Jeremy London Jack Germond R. J. Palacio Doug Stanhope Greg Behrendt Ryan Holiday Andrew Dice Clay Lisa McMann Edward de Bono Nicolas Cage Richelle Mead Bill Crawford Homer John le Carre Neil Young Veronica Roth Chris Sacca Devon Sawa Noah Baumbach J. D. Salinger Ann Patchett Knut Hamsun Eric Bolling Lena Dunham Steve Carell Bill Hicks Matt Groening
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I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't.
Terry Fox

I act for the supporters who trust me, not the cynics who don't.
3.
When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.
Andrew Dice Clay

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Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.
Christina Grimmie

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Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
Matt Groening

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In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.
Chris Patten

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True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.
John Waters

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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Kurt Vonnegut

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Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.
Jean Rhys

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I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.
Bob Gibson

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It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
Charlie Chaplin

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They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
Rodney Dangerfield

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For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.
Devon Sawa

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What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks.
Chris Sacca

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Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours.
Kellyanne Conway

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Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.
Zan Perrion

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I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street.
Gerald Celente

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I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
Larry David

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What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit.
Ryan Holiday

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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
Bill Hicks

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The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.
Pete Wentz

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In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.
Chris Patten

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I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
Cam'ron

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I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
Lizz Winstead

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I was born a poor black child.
Al Gore

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I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?
Kelly LeBrock

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You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.
Metta World Peace

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Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.
William F. Buckley, Jr.

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I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.
Doug Stanhope

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I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk.
Nicolas Cage

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I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.
Pete Sampras

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Hemmingway was a jerk.
Harold Robbins

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I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.
Wally George

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All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.
Kristen Bell

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I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.
Daniel Pearce

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I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.
Mike Tyson

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If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.
Lee Iacocca

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My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.
Jack Germond

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Elections are a Western jerk-off.
John le Carre

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If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
Christian Bale

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Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey
Steve Martin

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Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
Ian Shoales

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The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.
Julian Casablancas

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I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.
Martin Shkreli

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Don’t be friends with jerks.
R. J. Palacio

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It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk.
Josh Radnor

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Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.
Bill Burr

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I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
Sean William Scott

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People should realize we're jerks just like them.
Edward de Bono

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I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie.
Jeremy London