1.
I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.
CM Punk
I take pleasure in being forthright, since I'm always candid.
2.
I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't.
Terry Fox
I act for the supporters who trust me, not the cynics who don't.
4.
Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.
Christina Grimmie
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Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
Matt Groening
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In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.
Chris Patten
7.
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.
John Waters
9.
I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.
Bob Gibson
10.
Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.
Jean Rhys
11.
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
Charlie Chaplin
12.
They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
Rodney Dangerfield
13.
For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.
Devon Sawa
14.
What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks.
Chris Sacca
16.
I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street.
Gerald Celente
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Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.
Zan Perrion
18.
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
Larry David
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What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit.
Ryan Holiday
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
Bill Hicks
21.
In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.
Chris Patten
22.
The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.
Pete Wentz
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I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
Cam'ron
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Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
25.
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.
Doug Stanhope
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I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
Lizz Winstead
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I was born a poor black child.
Al Gore
29.
You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.
Metta World Peace
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All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.
Kristen Bell
31.
I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.
Mike Tyson
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I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.
Daniel Pearce
33.
I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk.
Nicolas Cage
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I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.
Pete Sampras
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I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.
Wally George
37.
Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
Ian Shoales
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The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.
Julian Casablancas
39.
I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.
Martin Shkreli
40.
If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.
Lee Iacocca
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My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.
Jack Germond
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If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
Christian Bale
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Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey
Steve Martin
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It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk.
Josh Radnor
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As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist is a jerk.
Kathleen Hanna
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The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy.
Frederick Lenz
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I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera.
Aaron Sorkin
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Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!
Tim Dorsey