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Jerk Quotes

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I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.
CM Punk

I take pleasure in being forthright, since I'm always candid.
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I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't.
Terry Fox

I act for the supporters who trust me, not the cynics who don't.
3.
When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.
Andrew Dice Clay

4.
Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.
Christina Grimmie

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Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
Matt Groening

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In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.
Chris Patten

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True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.
John Waters

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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Kurt Vonnegut

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I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.
Bob Gibson

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Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.
Jean Rhys

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It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
Charlie Chaplin

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They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
Rodney Dangerfield

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For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.
Devon Sawa

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What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks.
Chris Sacca

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Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours.
Kellyanne Conway

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Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.
Zan Perrion

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I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street.
Gerald Celente

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I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
Larry David

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What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit.
Ryan Holiday

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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
Bill Hicks

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In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.
Chris Patten

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The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.
Pete Wentz

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I jerk off 'til I bust blood.
Cam'ron

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I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
Lizz Winstead

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I was born a poor black child.
Al Gore

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You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.
Metta World Peace

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I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?
Kelly LeBrock

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Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.
William F. Buckley, Jr.

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I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.
Doug Stanhope

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I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.
Wally George

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All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.
Kristen Bell

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I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.
Daniel Pearce

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I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.
Mike Tyson

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I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk.
Nicolas Cage

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I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.
Pete Sampras

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Hemmingway was a jerk.
Harold Robbins

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Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey
Steve Martin

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Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
Ian Shoales

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The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.
Julian Casablancas

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I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.
Martin Shkreli

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If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.
Lee Iacocca

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My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.
Jack Germond

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Elections are a Western jerk-off.
John le Carre

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If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
Christian Bale

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It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk.
Josh Radnor

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Don’t be friends with jerks.
R. J. Palacio

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Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.
James Patterson

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The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.
Evgeni Kostitsyn

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I act like a jerk sometimes.
Bill Murray

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As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist is a jerk.
Kathleen Hanna