Jerry Smith Quotes

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.

Don't learn safety by accident.

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

To play with ten players for over half of the match is never going to be easy against anybody, particularly on their home field. But I thought the team adjusted fairly well and at times we looked really good with only ten players. Still, it's a win, and it's a win for the Rivalry Series and I'm happy about that.

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.