Jessica Simpson Quotes

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

People think updos are so hard, but they're not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.

I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb.

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

I'm a naughty sweetheart.

I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'

I've learned that sometimes love is not enough. You can have a soul mate and be madly in love with that person, but it's not necessarily enough. I think you have to have personalities that mesh well. You have to be the yin to their yang. You also have to be open to figuring things out together and communicating even when it's the last thing you want to do.

We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.

I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.

Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.

I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!

A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. . . . I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart. I don't really ever talk about the divorce because it was a heart-wrenching thing to go through.

I'm big-busted... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad.

I want to be a role model.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!

I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.

There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

The great thing about Dallas is there's no paparazzi.

I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

That's what I need from everybody right now - enjoy life with me.

I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.

To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.

I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity. I needed to have everyone around so I could have my hands and my mind in different places because that's what would calm me down. But now, I just want to be by myself. It's a good but scary place to be.

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.

Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.