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Jimmy Soul Quotes
1.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
Jimmy Soul
2.
I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.
Jimmy Soul
3.
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, and she'll always treat you kind.
Jimmy Soul
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