1.
You've got people who didn't serve with John Kerry saying they did serve with John Kerry in the boat. With George Bush, we can't find anybody who did serve with him.
Mark Shields
2.
Everybody who served in John Kerry's boat under his command save one has stood with him.
Mark Shields
3.
John Kerry's biography was central to his campaign.
Mark Shields
4.
...one is reminded that [John Kerry, D-MA] really just a better-looking Ted Kennedy, a richer Michael Dukakis.
Laura Ingraham
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John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.
Jonah Goldberg
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George Bush says what John Kerry did was noble. Yet he sees him being savaged by his own supporters.
Mark Shields
8.
John Kerry couldn't even order a Philly cheesesteak properly.
Rich Lowry
9.
I do think John Kerry has tried awfully hard to work with Russia and others to have a lasting, significant cease-fire.
David Corn
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John Kerry's service did not end in Vietnam. It began there.
Max Cleland
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Secretary [John] Kerry has called Civil War [in Syria] an unbelievably small war that we're going to get involved with.
Rand Paul
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John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.
Jay Leno
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John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.
David Letterman
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You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.
Don Imus