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American comedian (b. 1964)
, Death:
5-4-2014
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If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.
John Pinette
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I don't do ups, ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law
John Pinette
3.
My cholesterol count has a comma.
John Pinette
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