Jordan Quotes

Michael Jordan on his worst day is ten times better than Kobe Bryant on his best day.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

If you look up the definition of greatness in the dictionary, it will say Michael Jordan.

I devote my life to the rebirth of the Jewish State, with a Jewish majority, on both sides of the Jordan.

Michael Jordan is God disguised as a basketball player.

Nick Young embarrassed himself. Carlos Boozer embarassed himself. Jordan Hill embarrassed himself.

We are not interested in cloning the Michael Jordans and the Michael Jacksons of this world. The rich and the famous don't participate in this.

I see now that this has been a story of the West, after all--Tom and Gatsby, Daisy and Jordan and I, were all Westerners, and perhaps we possessed some deficiency in common which made us subtly unadaptable to Eastern life.

You can't explain much in 60 seconds, but when you show Michael Jordan, you don't have to. It's that simple.

I've been obsessed with Michael B. Jordan since The Wire. He's so charismatic and talented. It'd be even better—we'd have interracial bisexuality!

When I come back like Jordan, wearing the 4-5. It ain't to play games with you, it's to aim at you, probably maim you. If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

Maybe it's God disguised as Michael Jordan.

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.

Let us not forget the East Bank of the (River) Jordan, where seventy per cent of the inhabitants belong to the Palestinian nation.

If that's the last image of Michael Jordan...how magnificent is it!?

There's Michael [Jordan], then there's the rest of us.

You know, if Michael Jordan can scream at the refs, me as Kanye West, as the Michael Jordan of music, can go and say, 'This is wrong.'

I'm just somebody that isn't that impressed by [Michael Jordan]. There really isn't anybody in the world I'm impressed with.

Kobe Bryant will be better than Michael Jordan

There's only one Michael Jordan.

The security and the future of Jordan is hand-in-hand with the future of the Palestinians and the Israelis.

Heaven knows that John the Baptist was not more eager to get all his fellow sinners into the Jordan than I to baptize all of mine in the beauty of God's mountains.

Just because you BEAT Michael Jordan doesn't mean you BECOME Michael Jordan.

Michael Jordan once said that the most peaceful moments of his life were on a basketball court, because that's the only place he knew exactly what to do. And to me the most peaceful moments in my ministry are in the pulpit because that's when I really know what I'm going to do.

But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.

Michael Jordan always wore his Carolina shorts under his Bulls' uniform.

You don't wanna mess up what you've done. It's like Jordan coming back: You're scared to mess up the legacy.

Strangely enough, Kathy Jordan is getting to the net first, which she always does.

And besides, because of all she has accomplished, Barbara Jordan has always been a hero of mine

Jordan is the only Arab state that has provided citizenship to Palestinian refugees and integrated them. But something has to be done about the Palestinians living in refugee camps in Syria and Lebanon.

When I was in fourth grade I was drawing Jordans when my mama couldn't afford them.

Peace with Israel is a strategic imperative for Jordan.

That's what I like about Neil Jordan's films: everyone is better at what they do than you are.

Everybody's social life in Jordan revolves around family.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

Being Michael Jordan means acting the same as I always have.

We've decided [with Jordan Peele] that we need to be on the Internet for a little bit of time every day to figure out what's going on. It feels like we're working. It feels like you're all typing and you're searching.

I've been living with that all my life. My name is Michael Jordan, so I'm always being compared to a person of greatness.

The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny!

He didn't care whose league Jordan was in. All that mattered was that she was his.

I have a lot of Jordans, a lot of Nikes, a lot of Blazers.

Patrick Rothfuss gives us a fabulous debut, standing firmly on the main stage of the fantasy genre and needing no warm-up act. Jordan and Goodkind must be looking nervously over their shoulders!

Being compared to that man [Michael Jordan], who has accomplished so much in his lifetime and is known as one of the greatest ever, is an amazing compliment, but I still want to be looked at as an individual and have my own lane and my own career and looked at as "That's Mike." "That' s Michael B."

One of the things that I always admired about Michael Jordan was that he considered his teammates to be his coaches, claiming they would always teach him something that he didn't know - and we're talking about the best of the best.

In terms of my work with Nike, obviously signing Michael Jordan to a $500,000 contract in 1984 set a new precedent for the business side of the game.

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.

I grew up in Chicago, and I understand what Michael Jordan symbolizes.

I've always respected [Michael Jordan] but I've never been a fan of his [Jordan's].Because everybody else is.

Magnus called me and asked me to come and see you. He tried to reach you, but he couldn’t. He wants you to put him in touch with the Praetor Lupus.” “Put him in touch with…” Jordan shook his head. “You can’t just call the Praetor. It’s not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.