Jordan Quotes

Michael Jordan on his worst day is ten times better than Kobe Bryant on his best day.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

If you look up the definition of greatness in the dictionary, it will say Michael Jordan.

I devote my life to the rebirth of the Jewish State, with a Jewish majority, on both sides of the Jordan.

Michael Jordan is God disguised as a basketball player.

Nick Young embarrassed himself. Carlos Boozer embarassed himself. Jordan Hill embarrassed himself.

We are not interested in cloning the Michael Jordans and the Michael Jacksons of this world. The rich and the famous don't participate in this.

I see now that this has been a story of the West, after all--Tom and Gatsby, Daisy and Jordan and I, were all Westerners, and perhaps we possessed some deficiency in common which made us subtly unadaptable to Eastern life.

You can't explain much in 60 seconds, but when you show Michael Jordan, you don't have to. It's that simple.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

I've been obsessed with Michael B. Jordan since The Wire. He's so charismatic and talented. It'd be even better—we'd have interracial bisexuality!

When I come back like Jordan, wearing the 4-5. It ain't to play games with you, it's to aim at you, probably maim you. If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens.

Maybe it's God disguised as Michael Jordan.

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.

Let us not forget the East Bank of the (River) Jordan, where seventy per cent of the inhabitants belong to the Palestinian nation.

There's Michael [Jordan], then there's the rest of us.

If that's the last image of Michael Jordan...how magnificent is it!?

I'm just somebody that isn't that impressed by [Michael Jordan]. There really isn't anybody in the world I'm impressed with.

Kobe Bryant will be better than Michael Jordan

You know, if Michael Jordan can scream at the refs, me as Kanye West, as the Michael Jordan of music, can go and say, 'This is wrong.'

The security and the future of Jordan is hand-in-hand with the future of the Palestinians and the Israelis.

There's only one Michael Jordan.

Just because you BEAT Michael Jordan doesn't mean you BECOME Michael Jordan.

Michael Jordan once said that the most peaceful moments of his life were on a basketball court, because that's the only place he knew exactly what to do. And to me the most peaceful moments in my ministry are in the pulpit because that's when I really know what I'm going to do.

Heaven knows that John the Baptist was not more eager to get all his fellow sinners into the Jordan than I to baptize all of mine in the beauty of God's mountains.

You don't wanna mess up what you've done. It's like Jordan coming back: You're scared to mess up the legacy.

Strangely enough, Kathy Jordan is getting to the net first, which she always does.

And besides, because of all she has accomplished, Barbara Jordan has always been a hero of mine

Jordan is the only Arab state that has provided citizenship to Palestinian refugees and integrated them. But something has to be done about the Palestinians living in refugee camps in Syria and Lebanon.

When I was in fourth grade I was drawing Jordans when my mama couldn't afford them.

But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.

Michael Jordan always wore his Carolina shorts under his Bulls' uniform.

Everybody's social life in Jordan revolves around family.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

Peace with Israel is a strategic imperative for Jordan.

That's what I like about Neil Jordan's films: everyone is better at what they do than you are.

Being Michael Jordan means acting the same as I always have.

Magnus called me and asked me to come and see you. He tried to reach you, but he couldn’t. He wants you to put him in touch with the Praetor Lupus.” “Put him in touch with…” Jordan shook his head. “You can’t just call the Praetor. It’s not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.

I've worked with Neil Jordan, who I really adore. We did The Brave One [2007] together.

I'm not like the next Michael Jordan, but I'm also not what everyone saw me as before I started playing in the NBA, either.

Robert Jordan... is a lot of writer

Democrats are talking about how Vernon [Jordan] cheats, I mean, he philanders, he's all over place, and they love him for it.

You know, I've always told him (Larry Brown) I wanted the relationship that Michael Jackson... Michael Jordan, I'm sorry. ... I wanted the same relationship with him like Phil Jackson and Michael Jordan had.

Whenever I see Michael Jordan I'm still blown away because he was such a hero of mine growing up.

What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.

Michael Jordan makes you bring your game to another level. That's why I loved competing against him.

Jephthah called together the men of Gilead and fought against Ephraim. The Gileadites captured the fords of the Jordan leading to Ephraim, and whenever a survivor of Ephraim said, 'Let me cross over,' the men of Gilead asked him, 'Are you an Ephraimite?' If he replied, 'No,' they said, 'All right, say Shibboleth.' If he said, 'Sibboleth,' because he could not pronounce the word correctly, they seized and killed him at the fords of the Jordan. Fourty-thousand were killed at the time.

The Amman Agreement failed because there was American pressure, and Israeli pressure, on Jordan to deal alone.

On her breast size increase during pregnancy: I even make Jordan look normal.

Whatever you paid to see Michael Jordan it wasn't enough. You knew that every night out there you were gonna get the greatest concert of your life.