1.
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
Julian Tuwim
2.
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.
Julian Tuwim
3.
Success--something your friends will never forgive you.
Julian Tuwim
4.
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.
Julian Tuwim
5.
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.
Julian Tuwim
6.
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
Julian Tuwim
7.
A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?
Julian Tuwim
8.
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.
Julian Tuwim
9.
Life--a lifelong death sentence.
Julian Tuwim
10.
Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.
Julian Tuwim
11.
Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.
Julian Tuwim
12.
Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.
Julian Tuwim
