Kangaroos Quotes

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

Kofi Annan's kangaroo court [is] a clear and present danger to the war on terror and to Americans fighting it all over the world.

Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, other jumps!

Are there any mythical beasts which aren't simple pastiches of nature? Centaurs, minotaurs, unicorns, griffons, chimeras, sphinxes, manticores, and the like don't speak well for the human imagination. None is as novel as a kangaroo or starfish.

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you.

Hopefully New Zealand let me stay, and they don't kick me out and ban me. And I hope I don't get killed by a kangaroo, 'cuz I heard that happens out there.

Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo - Captain Kangaroo ... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.

Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos.

How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces.

Until we do something about wild dogs, kangaroos competing for pasture, your fortunes in life aren't gonna turn around.

How small the cosmos (a kangaroo's pouch would hold it), how paltry and puny in comparison to human consciousness, to a single individual recollection, and its expression in words!