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Austrian journalist and author (d. 1936), Birth: 28-4-1874 Karl Kraus Quotes
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The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.
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The avenues of Vienna are enriched with legacy, the thoroughfares of other towns with concrete.
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Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.
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Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.
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I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.
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The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.
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An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.
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A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.
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Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.
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Quote Topics by Karl Kraus: Literature People Men Writing Art Education Ideas Lying Reading Mean Doe Children Looks Life Language Women Beautiful Sex Morality World Littles Father Style Satire War Journalism Truth Law Two Thieves
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Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.
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The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
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Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.
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If one reads a newspaper only for information, one does not learn the truth, not even the truth about the paper. The truth is that the newspaper is not a statement of contents but the contents themselves; and more than that, it is an instigator.
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The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.
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Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid.
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Anesthesia: wounds without pain. Neurasthenia: pain without wounds.
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Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.
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The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer.
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Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.
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A weak man has doubts before a decision; a strong man has them afterwards.
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No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.
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Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
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When a culture feels that its end has come, it sends for a priest.
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The world has become uglier since it began to look into a mirror every day; so let us settle for the mirror image and do without an inspection of the original.
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How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print.
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Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.
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Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.
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Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.
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Progress, under whose feet the grass mourns and the forest turns into paper from which newspaper plants grow, has subordinated the purpose of life to the means of subsistence and turned us into the nuts and bolts for our tools.
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To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.
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This is something that I cannot get over -- that a whole line could be written by half a man, that a work could be built on the quicksand of a character.
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Moral responsibility is what is lacking in a man when he demands it of a woman.
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Nationalism is the love which ties me to the blockheads of my country, to the insultors of my way of life, and to the desecrators of my language.
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The unattractive thing about chauvinism is not so much the aversion to other nations as the love of one's own.
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An illusion of depth often occurs if a blockhead is a muddlehead at the same time
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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
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Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.
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The triumph of morality: A thief who has broken into a bedroom claims his sense of shame had been outraged, and by threatening theoccupants with exposure of an immoral act he blackmails them into not bringing charges for burglary.
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Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.
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Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.
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My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.
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I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear.
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When I want to go to sleep, I must first get a whole menagerie of voices to shut up. You wouldn't believe what a racket they make in my room.
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There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman.
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How do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, then believe what they read.
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A white lie is always pardonable. But he who tells the truth without compulsion merits no leniency.
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Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
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It is not true that one cannot live without a woman. It is simply that one cannot have lived without one.
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The heroes of obtrusiveness, people with whom no soldier would lie down in the trenches, though he has to submit to being interviewed by them, break into recently abandoned royal castles so that they can report, "We got there first!" It would be far less shameful to be paid for committing atrocities than for fabricating them.
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He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.
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I can say with pride that I have spent days and nights not reading anything, and that with unflagging energy I use every moment toacquire gradually an encyclopedic lack of education.
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