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Laundry Quotes

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I find folding laundry very relaxing.
Lindsey Vonn

Authors on Laundry Quotes: Frank Serpico Bruce Feiler Mason Cooley Ian Bogost David Sedaris Patti Smith Jerry Seinfeld Rafael Nadal Marie Forleo Amy Ryan Mason Jennings Karl Lehenbauer Dr. An Wang Elayne Boosler John Avery Sandra Lerner Franz Kafka Wallace Shawn Mila Kunis Laura Schlessinger Cate Blanchett Dana Spiotta Joni Mitchell Sherry Stringfield Keri Russell Wayne Dyer Hugh Masekela Gautama Buddha Chris D'Elia Josh Brolin Steve Lopez Adam Levine Kesha
2.
Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated
Franz Kafka

3.
An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'
Cate Blanchett

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The secret to finding your passion is to bring it to everything you do. --Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!)
Marie Forleo

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I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.
Jenny Holzer

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The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
Frank Serpico

7.
After enlightenment, the laundry.
Gautama Buddha

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Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.
John Avery

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I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.
Chris D'Elia

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Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.
Mason Cooley

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I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.
Wallace Shawn

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Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.
Nelson Shanks

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The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.
Benjamin Graham

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I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.
David Sedaris

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Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.
Laura Schlessinger

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It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.
Adam Levine

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Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
Karl Lehenbauer

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Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
Elayne Boosler

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I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.
Sherry Stringfield

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I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.
Keri Russell

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You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
Jerry Seinfeld

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But I live very simply. I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own laundry most days and I get on with the business of living.
Sandra Lerner

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God goes to work with you and does the laundry with you too. There's no place that God is not.
Wayne Dyer

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Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry.
Steve Lopez

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There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do.
Bruce Feiler

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It's not even that finding laundry pleasurable or delightful should be our goal rather than finding television delightful. It's that both laundry and television can be delightful.
Ian Bogost

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My mother had no end of tragedy in her life. She would make herself get up and take a deep breath and go out and do laundry. Hang up sheets.
Patti Smith

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Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.
Rafael Nadal

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I know how to separate my own laundry.
Amy Ryan

30.
I founded Wang Laboratories . . . to show that Chinese could excel at things other than running laundries and restaurants.
Dr. An Wang

31.
I am really concerned about all of the chemicals. Global warming is another huge one, but the amount of chemicals being used in like laundry detergents and fertilizers is concerning.
Mason Jennings

32.
Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.
Mila Kunis

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I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up.
Dana Spiotta

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I hang my laundry on the line when I write.
Joni Mitchell

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I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again.
Hugh Masekela

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I think those little laundry detergent capsules are an amazing thing to have.
Josh Brolin

37.
I do my laundry on a weekly basis.
Kesha

38.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
Wes Smith

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Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a bit of screaming, a bit of dramatics. Then an exchange of vows.
Charles Bukowski

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I did work well with Hillary Clinton when she was my colleague in the Senate, and I certainly don't bear her any ill will. But when I listened carefully to her commencement speech, what I heard was a laundry list of very expensive new programs that our country simply cannot afford, and that would add to our already overwhelming $17 trillion debt. I'm also disturbed by the mismatch in her answers to the questions about her e-mail server and what the FBI Director Comey says that the FBI's investigation found.
Susan Collins

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We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry.
Umberto Eco