Laundry Quotes

I find folding laundry very relaxing.

Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.

The secret to finding your passion is to bring it to everything you do. --Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!)

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.

After enlightenment, the laundry.

I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.

Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.

The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.

I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

God goes to work with you and does the laundry with you too. There's no place that God is not.

Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

But I live very simply. I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own laundry most days and I get on with the business of living.

I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up.

I hang my laundry on the line when I write.

I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again.

I think those little laundry detergent capsules are an amazing thing to have.

I do my laundry on a weekly basis.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a bit of screaming, a bit of dramatics. Then an exchange of vows.

I did work well with Hillary Clinton when she was my colleague in the Senate, and I certainly don't bear her any ill will. But when I listened carefully to her commencement speech, what I heard was a laundry list of very expensive new programs that our country simply cannot afford, and that would add to our already overwhelming $17 trillion debt. I'm also disturbed by the mismatch in her answers to the questions about her e-mail server and what the FBI Director Comey says that the FBI's investigation found.

We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry.

There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do.

It's not even that finding laundry pleasurable or delightful should be our goal rather than finding television delightful. It's that both laundry and television can be delightful.

My mother had no end of tragedy in her life. She would make herself get up and take a deep breath and go out and do laundry. Hang up sheets.

Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.

I know how to separate my own laundry.

I founded Wang Laboratories . . . to show that Chinese could excel at things other than running laundries and restaurants.

I am really concerned about all of the chemicals. Global warming is another huge one, but the amount of chemicals being used in like laundry detergents and fertilizers is concerning.

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.