1.
I don't want the horse to get trained, because training the horse is absolutely finite. But if you get the horse to where he operates as if to be your legs, an extension of you, you've far-exceeded that whole training notion.
Buck Brannaman
2.
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC.
Drake
'If he only desires you for your physical features, direct him to the fast food restaurant.'
3.
For many of us the march from Selma to Montgomery was about protest and prayer. Legs are not lips and walking is not kneeling. And yet our legs uttered songs. Even without words, our march was worship. I felt my legs were praying.
Abraham Joshua Heschel
4.
Faith and works should travel side by side, step answering to step, like the legs of men walking. First faith, and then works; and then faith again, and then works again--until they can scarcely distinguish which is the one and which is the other.
William Booth
5.
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
Garry Shandling
When I'm single, I keep one leg unshaven. That way, when I lie down in bed, it's like I have a female companion.
6.
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
Hank Williams, Jr.
An upper-crust woman asked, 'Is your stallion outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but you're too portly to mount.'
7.
We teach girls shame; close your legs, cover yourself, we make them feel as though by being born female they're already guilty of something.
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
9.
Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.
Marlene Dietrich
10.
I wanted to clear up the slum of legs… I wanted to make the chair all one thing again.
Eero Saarinen
11.
I then realized my appearance was a bit odd. My right leg was no longer with me. It had caught somewhere in the top of the cockpit as I tried to leave my Spitfire.
Douglas Bader
12.
I am a canvas of my experiences, my story is etched in lines and shading, and you can read it on my arms, my legs, my shoulders, and my stomach.
Kat Von D
13.
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
Redd Foxx
14.
Better balance, less pain and less restless leg syndrome.
Euclid
15.
In the mountains, the shortest way is from peak to peak: but for that you must have long legs
Friedrich Nietzsche
16.
But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window--maybe rearrange all the furniture.
Raymond Carver
17.
Do not let anyone tell you what you can be. Do not let anyone tell you that you are not good enough or smart enough. Remember that nobody is better than you. Everybody puts on their pants one leg at a time.
Farrah Gray
18.
Gender is between your ears and not between your legs.
Chaz Bono
19.
It doesn't matter how high you lift your leg. The technique is about transparency, simplicity, making an earnest attempt.
Mikhail Baryshnikov
20.
Did you ever see a chameleon catch a fly? The chameleon gets behind the fly and remains motionless for some time, then he advances very slowly and gently, first putting forward one leg and then the other. At last, when well within reach, he darts his tongue and the fly disappears. England is the chameleon and I am that fly.
Lobengula
21.
When I was very small, maybe 8 years old, we had a big radio that stood on four legs, and it had a cross piece underneath it, and I used to take a pillow and crawl under the radio.
Vin Scully
22.
I guess The Grudge made over $100 million, but none of them had long legs after they came out but they all opened up and found an audience. If you could make those movies for a price, which is what I want to do with Spawn, then you could have some success.
Todd McFarlane
23.
No, my heart will not yet despair. Gandalf fell and has returned and is with us. We may stand, if only on one leg, or at least be left still upon our knees.
J. R. R. Tolkien
24.
The stage is life, music, beautiful girls, legs, breasts, not talk or intellectualism or dried-up academics.
Harold Clurman
25.
As powerful as our legs are, as magnificent as our lungs and arms and muscles are, nothing matters more than the mind.
Scott Jurek
26.
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
Victor Borge
27.
We may stand, if only on one leg, or at least be left still upon our knees.
J. R. R. Tolkien
28.
People say that poverty is bad, but in fact poverty is good. The poorer people are, the more revolutionary they are. It is dreadful to imagine a time when everyone will be rich... From a surplus of calories people will have two heads and four legs.
Mao Zedong
30.
The road to Lourdes is littered with crutches, but not one wooden leg.
Emile Zola
31.
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.
J. C. Snead
32.
Life is all about balance. Since I have only one leg, I understand that well.
Sandy Fussell
33.
A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.
Jean-Claude Van Damme
34.
We now have an opportunity, though, to do something we didn't do in the industrial age, and that is to get a leg up on this, to bring the public in quickly, to have an informed debate.
Jeremy Rifkin
35.
I have left my balls to Robespierre and my legs to Couthon. That should help the Committee of Public Safety for a while.
Georges Danton
36.
We''d like to be welcomed with open arms and open legs
Andy Biersack
37.
A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch.
Jim Brown
38.
I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.
Pete Rose
39.
I believe in myself over everyone else. There's nothing that walks on two legs that I'm afraid of.
Renzo Gracie
40.
Power is more than the punch. I get so much power and belief in myself from God, and from God the power passes through my legs, through my hips, up to my shoulders, through my arms, and into my fists...I'm written to be a legend.
Naseem Hamed
41.
The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time.
Chris Hadfield
42.
You must fill every inch of your body with the asana from your chest and arms and legs to the tips of your fingers and toes so that the asana radiates from the core of your body and fills the entire diameter and circumference of your limbs. You must feel your intelligence, your awareness, and your consciousness in every inch of your body.
B.K.S. Iyengar
43.
They're very tenacious. They're dedicated. Once a woman decides she's going to do something, she'll probably stick to it. The only problem with women is if there's anything wrong with them, they won't tell you. They'll get out there and run on one leg. They don't moan and groan like a lot of men do.
Arthur Lydiard
44.
Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward.
Djuna Barnes
45.
When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.
Anthony Jeselnik
46.
The last leg of a bull market always ends in hysteria; the last leg of a bear market always ends in panic.
Jim Rogers
47.
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?
Faina Ranevskaya
48.
the women's movement, not only here in the U.S., but worldwide, is bigger and stronger than ever before and in places where it has never been. It has arms. It has legs. And most importantly, it has heads.
Bella Abzug
49.
When you’re unsure, jump with your eyes closed and legs wide open
Yasmin Ahmad
50.
Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's off the better.
Horatio Nelson