Liam Gallagher Quotes

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

It gets better and better being me.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die.

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.

Once the music gets in you, it doesn't leave you.

Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.

I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

I don't know what any of my songs are about. I don't sit down to write about anything. They're about whatever you want. I don't pick subjects. I just start.

Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.

You've either got it or you haven't.

I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.

I'm not looking for guidance.

I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.

It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?

The idea of sitting at home, not making music, just makes me want to throw up.

That's what you join a band for, is to make music. Not to sit around and have five years off. We're not getting any younger.

You've seen one of the our gigs you've seen 'em all. But if you're into the music, you'll know that we played better the night before or we can play better.

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. I'm 24 years old, I've got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I'm gonna go out and 'ave it.

I find words really hard.

Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.

I find it hard to express myself when writing from the f - - - heart or the a - , or wherever. It's just like anything, it's (easier) when you get used to it, but I've not done it. I was just a singer in a band.

I definitely prefer to be in a band. There's too many solo people, and bands are suffering. There's too many great bands that have split up because somebody's got an ego, and then he goes solo.

I love the Beatles. What more can I say? I'm not gonna lie to you. I love 'em. They make me happy. And I think they were the best, and still are.

I've got to be by trees, otherwise I get claustrophobic.

Being a lad is what I'm about.

I will always be an Oasis.

If I like something, I get it and I put it on.

It's nice to do nice things, innit? I'm a nice person, deep down, I do nice things all the time.

I didn't always want to be a dad.

I don't know what any of my tunes are about, they're just out there. I'm not good with words. I just say the first thing that comes into my head

I'll never have a stylist.

My favorite album would have to be something from The Beatles.

I'm not going around touring the U.S. when I've got nowhere to live.

Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.

New York is my favorite city in the world.