1.
I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.
Liam Gallagher
2.
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
Liam Gallagher
3.
I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.
Liam Gallagher
4.
I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.
Liam Gallagher
5.
I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.
Liam Gallagher
6.
Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.
Liam Gallagher
7.
There's no rules. Show me the rule book.
Liam Gallagher
8.
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.
Liam Gallagher
9.
I was brought up Catholic. Then I had
a joint and looked at the world differently.
Liam Gallagher
10.
I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.
Liam Gallagher
11.
Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.
Liam Gallagher
12.
Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.
Liam Gallagher
13.
It gets better and better being me.
Liam Gallagher
14.
I live for now, not for what happens after I die.
Liam Gallagher
15.
She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
Liam Gallagher
16.
Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.
Liam Gallagher
17.
Once the music gets in you, it doesn't leave you.
Liam Gallagher
18.
Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.
Liam Gallagher
19.
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
Liam Gallagher
20.
I don't know what any of my songs are about. I don't sit down to write about anything. They're about whatever you want. I don't pick subjects. I just start.
Liam Gallagher
21.
Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.
Liam Gallagher
22.
I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.
Liam Gallagher
23.
You've either got it or you haven't.
Liam Gallagher
24.
I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.
Liam Gallagher
25.
I'm not looking for guidance.
Liam Gallagher
26.
I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.
Liam Gallagher
27.
It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?
Liam Gallagher
28.
The idea of sitting at home, not making music, just makes me want to throw up.
Liam Gallagher
29.
That's what you join a band for, is to make music. Not to sit around and have five years off. We're not getting any younger.
Liam Gallagher
30.
You've seen one of the our gigs you've seen 'em all. But if you're into the music, you'll know that we played better the night before or we can play better.
Liam Gallagher
31.
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. I'm 24 years old, I've got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I'm gonna go out and 'ave it.
Liam Gallagher
32.
I find words really hard.
Liam Gallagher
33.
Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.
Liam Gallagher
34.
I find it hard to express myself when writing from the f - - - heart or the a - , or wherever. It's just like anything, it's (easier) when you get used to it, but I've not done it. I was just a singer in a band.
Liam Gallagher
35.
I definitely prefer to be in a band. There's too many solo people, and bands are suffering. There's too many great bands that have split up because somebody's got an ego, and then he goes solo.
Liam Gallagher
36.
I love the Beatles. What more can I say? I'm not gonna lie to you. I love 'em. They make me happy. And I think they were the best, and still are.
Liam Gallagher
37.
I've got to be by trees, otherwise I get claustrophobic.
Liam Gallagher
38.
Being a lad is what I'm about.
Liam Gallagher
39.
I will always be an Oasis.
Liam Gallagher
40.
If I like something, I get it and I put it on.
Liam Gallagher
41.
It's nice to do nice things, innit? I'm a nice person, deep down, I do nice things all the time.
Liam Gallagher
42.
I didn't always want to be a dad.
Liam Gallagher
43.
I don't know what any of my tunes are about, they're just out there. I'm not good with words. I just say the first thing that comes into my head
Liam Gallagher
44.
I'll never have a stylist.
Liam Gallagher
45.
My favorite album would have to be something from The Beatles.
Liam Gallagher
46.
I'm not going around touring the U.S. when I've got nowhere to live.
Liam Gallagher
47.
Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.
Liam Gallagher
48.
New York is my favorite city in the world.
Liam Gallagher
