Lice Quotes

Anti-Semitism is exactly the same as delousing. Getting rid of lice is not a question of ideology, it is a matter of cleanliness. In just this same way anti-Semitism for us has not been a question of ideology but a matter of cleanliness.

I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

Life is an extravagant gown, riddled with lice.

Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for.

According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill.

A 'modern' man has nothing to add to modernism, if only because he has nothing to oppose it with. The well-adapted drop off the dead limb of time like lice.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

Critical lice are like body lice, which desert corpses to seek the living.

If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice.

I used to always be putting my hat on children being photographed and then getting home and discovering I was riddled with lice. That used to happen very, very regularly. I used to get headlice all the time.

The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone.

Lice have been with us and evolving with us for as long as we have existed.

Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although-since she's just about cornered the market on condoms-I don't know how that could have happened. But I will not-you listen to me, Emma!-I absolutely will not have anybody thinkin' a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer, do you hear me?

Actually, scientists don't know exactly how lice jumped from gorillas to our human ancestors. They speculate that we may have eaten them or perhaps slept in their nests.

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice.