1.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
Lewis Grizzard
The blockhead who conceived of ready-made grits also devised frozen fried chicken, and they should incarcerate him before he attempts to dehydrate collards.
2.
Sins are like chains and locks preventing their perpetrator from roaming the vast garden of Tawheed and reaping the fruits of righteous actions.
Ibn Taymiyyah
3.
'cause haters wanna shoot, everything that shine
So I'm prepared, to lock and load my rhymes
Ol' Dirty Bastard
4.
The gunner's mate came up and started breaking the locks on the ammunition. Everything was locked up for fear that someone might go in there with a cigarette or something.
Barney Ross
5.
Done time in the lock-up, done time on the streets. Done time on the upswing, and time in defeat. I know what I'm askin'. I know it's a lot. Just to say that I love you. Believe it or not.
Jerry Garcia
6.
Change always follows the same pattern. If you come up with something new they try and put you off.If that doesn't work they call you stark raving bonkers.If that doesn't work they lock you up like the suffragettes.Then, after a pause, the change happensand you can't find anyone that doesn't claim to have been fighting for it with you.
Tony Benn
7.
It's linkage I'm talking about, and harmonies and structures, And all the various things that lock our wrists to the past.
Charles Wright
8.
My lips are just forming his name when his fingers lock around my throat.
Suzanne Collins
9.
When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.
Gordon Korman
10.
The key to success isn't much good until one discovers the right lock to insert it in.
Tehyi Hsieh
11.
There are no walls, no bolts, no locks that anyone can put on your mind.
Otto Frank
12.
I don't want to be shut out from the truth. If they ban books, they might as well lock us away from the world.
Rory Edwards
13.
Now be silent. Let the One who creates the words speak. He made the door. He made the lock. He also made the key.
Rumi
14.
The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.
Hunter S. Thompson
15.
Hardware is easy to protect: lock it in a room, chain it to a desk, or buy a spare. Information poses more of a problem. It can exist in more than one place; be transported halfway across the planet in seconds; and be stolen without your knowledge.
Bruce Schneier
16.
To the optimist all doors have handles and hinges; to the pessimist, all doors have locks and latches.
William Arthur Ward
17.
It has been wisely said that you can take a child of God, put him in a dungeon with a Bible and a candle and lock him away, and he will know more about what's going on in today's world with the Word of God than all the pundits in Washington.
Adrian Rogers
18.
Eisenhower had the clearest blue eyes. He would fix them on you. In my every interview with him, he would lock his eyes on to mine and keep them there.
Stephen Ambrose
19.
So what I was essentially doing was, I compromised the confidentiality of their proprietary software to advance my agenda of becoming the best at breaking through the lock.
Kevin Mitnick
20.
We lock ourselves into our own philosophies, our own religions, our own walks of life, and if we fail, we condemn ourselves and then we get sick.
Erykah Badu
21.
I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.
Bo Burnham
22.
Act with purpose, courage, confidence, competence and intelligence until these qualities 'lock in' to your subconscious mind.
Brian Tracy
23.
Largeness is a lifelong matter. You grow because you are not content not to. You are like a beaver that chews constantly because if it doesn't, it's teeth grow long and lock. You grow because you are a grower; you're large because you can't stand to be small.
Wallace Stegner
24.
The Waters are Nature's storehouse in which she locks up her wonders.
Izaak Walton
25.
[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions.
Marlene Dietrich
26.
Salvation happens every time someone with a key uses it to open a door he could lock instead.
Barbara Brown Taylor
27.
See the clock only when you have No work.... Don't see the clock when you are working.... Clock is a lock for success
Bill Gates
28.
People are not like a business. You can’t buy and sell them like so much property. You can’t lock them up in a vault and expect them to appreciate it.
Harold Robbins
29.
Do not limit the shape and size in which your miracle can come. Sometimes the smallest keys turn the biggest locks.
Neale Donald Walsch
30.
The doors of Hell, insofar as they have locks, have locks on the inside.
Kallistos Ware
31.
Isn't it strange how life won't flow, like a river, but moves in jumps, as if it were held back by locks that are opened now and then to let it jump forwards in a kind of flood?
Anita Desai
32.
A 'social justice' society is a conflict which locks beneficiaries and victims alike in a struggle without end. It becomes a society torn apart by resentment over the wealth of capitalists.
Hans F. Sennholz
33.
Jail didn't make me find God, He's always been there. They can lock me up, but my spirit and my love can never be confined to prison walls.
Lil Wayne
34.
I'm not in favor of the death penalty. But I'm in favor of locking these people away in maximum security units where they can never get out. They can never escape. They can never be paroled. Lock the bad ones away. But you gotta rethink everybody else.
John Grisham
35.
We writers, as we work our way deeper into our craft, learn to drop more and more personal clues. Like burglars who secretly wish to be caught, we leave our fingerprints on broken locks, our voiceprints in bugged rooms, our footprints in the wet concrete.
Ross Macdonald
36.
On balance, the use of encryption, just like the use of good locks on doors, has the net effect of preventing a lot more crime than it might assist.
Matt Blaze
37.
I have shaved my head. My flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter.
David Ginola
38.
You are your master. Only you have the master keys to open the inner locks.
Amit Ray
39.
Lock yourself up in your room or go out in the woods where you an be alone. When you are alone the universe talks to you in flashes of inspiration.
Walter Russell
40.
Alzheimer's disease locks all the doors and exits. There is no reprieve, no escape.
Patti Davis
41.
When you're unhinged, things make their way out of you that should be kept inside, and other things get in that ought to be shut out. The locks lose their powers. The guards go to sleep. The passwords fail.
Margaret Atwood
42.
I've always said I'm not the kind of designer who likes to lock himself away in a studio and let the rest of the company deal with it. I work very closely with everyone on the team.
Alexander Wang
43.
As soon as you think you've got the key to the stock market, they change the lock.
Joseph Granville
44.
We got it on lock like Barack got the nomination
Masta Ace
46.
I like to think I'm a listener, and I'm fascinated by observing people - I suppose you just lock that in.
Amanda Burton
47.
They're now turning those seeds into intellectual property, so they have a virtual lock on the seeds upon which we all depend for our food and survival.
Jeremy Rifkin
48.
As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.
Tracey Ullman
49.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
George Carlin
50.
All of us are like locks. No matter how strong the bolt, there’s always a key out there that opens it.
Jonathan Kellerman