1.
I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate.
Louis Tomlinson
I'm homosexual. It's regrettable.
2.
If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.
Louis Tomlinson
If I were an edible item, I'd be a Chili Pepper for its fiery reputation.
3.
You know what it would just be amazing to be remembered, you know like a mum telling a daughter ‘the boyband of my time, One Direction, they just had fun and they’re just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.’
Louis Tomlinson
4.
In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.
Louis Tomlinson
In my initial video log I highlighted my fondness for ladies who fancy carrots. As a consequence, I have acquired an abundance of carrots. Now I am equally as enthralled by women who desire Lamborghinis.
5.
Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.
Louis Tomlinson
Cherish the present, for all else is unpredictable.
6.
And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.
Louis Tomlinson
'I would take your hand, Harry. Because it is meant to be.'
7.
I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.
Louis Tomlinson
I have an inner yearning to be a zebra, which explains why I frequently don garments with stripes.
8.
Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.
Louis Tomlinson
Be courteous to individuals regardless of how they treat you, as an example of your moral superiority.
9.
Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them
Louis Tomlinson
'Admirers often compliment me on my appearance, but nobody can compare to their own radiance.'
10.
Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?
Louis Tomlinson
'However small the possibility, isn't it worth taking a shot?'
11.
If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.
Louis Tomlinson
12.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!
Louis Tomlinson
13.
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.
Louis Tomlinson
14.
Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.
Louis Tomlinson
15.
My ideas for the future? To take over the world.
Louis Tomlinson
16.
Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.
Louis Tomlinson
17.
If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?
Louis Tomlinson
18.
And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!
Louis Tomlinson
19.
We're not perfect, we're not clean cut. We're just trying to be ourselves.
Louis Tomlinson
20.
One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.
Louis Tomlinson
21.
When you’re in love you’ll do anything, I’d go to the end of the world.
Louis Tomlinson
22.
I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson
Louis Tomlinson
23.
I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.
Louis Tomlinson
24.
As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.
Louis Tomlinson
25.
Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!
Louis Tomlinson
26.
I like girls who eat carrots.
Louis Tomlinson
27.
It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.
Louis Tomlinson
28.
You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep.
Louis Tomlinson
29.
If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.
Louis Tomlinson
30.
Swag mastah from Doncastah!
Louis Tomlinson
31.
I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!
Louis Tomlinson
32.
There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.
Louis Tomlinson
33.
I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.
Louis Tomlinson
34.
To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes.
Louis Tomlinson
35.
I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!
Louis Tomlinson
36.
Stop the traffic...let 'em through.
Louis Tomlinson
37.
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.
Louis Tomlinson
38.
The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.
Louis Tomlinson
39.
I'm normally last and I'm quite a late person and that is just who I am.
Louis Tomlinson
40.
No,' Jimmy protested.
Louis Tomlinson
41.
I would go back to the past and watch one of the early Beatles shows, because they were such a massive part of cultural history. As a younger person, you feel you missed out on that.
Louis Tomlinson
42.
I like kisses that aren't too fast or rushed - that's what makes a good kiss.
Louis Tomlinson
43.
I think my mom just filled me with confidence. I just thought I was the best at everything. Like any mother really.
Louis Tomlinson
44.
When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
Louis Tomlinson
45.
I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!
Louis Tomlinson
46.
I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.
Louis Tomlinson
47.
In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.
Louis Tomlinson
48.
I love the big red bus!
Louis Tomlinson
49.
I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.
Louis Tomlinson
50.
Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!
Louis Tomlinson
