Malachy McCourt Quotes

My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes." Well, you're an asshole.

Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.

Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime.

I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse.

When an English man speaks well, for example now, and this is another way of putting us down, they say he's "eloquent" you see. "Oh, eloquent chap they are!" An Irish person speak well, they say, "Ah, you have the gift of the gab." "Ah, you kissed the blarney stone." You see, all of this putting us down.

Whenever I'm broadcasting, I like it. When I'm broadcasting I can't wait to hear what I say.

We are spectators to violence, and therefore are, how well we don't know and make sure we don't know the difference of real violence to that of simulation.

Being a kid myself, I loved playing and I loved playing with words, and making up things and riddles and songs and not afraid of being silly in public.

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen.

If you look up the word "gab" in the dictionary, it's insignificant of importance, of no substance. That's what gab is.

This is the place for me where every single dream I ever had came to fruition and I love it dearly. I love ya, New York.

To me a saint is a severely edited sinner. That's what I think.

Do whatever you want because that's not what you are. That's what you do for the moment.

Never make any reference to the other person's family. "You're just like your - " because that is out, completely.

I absolutely love the public transportation system in New York. No matter what, no matter how people complain, it is the best in the world.

Imagination in the child is powerful. Reading and laughter and love are essential in our lives.

When I'm writing in long hand, it just goes on and on and on. When I was in the saloon business, I would just greet people and talk to them and avoid taxes, and getting behind the bar. What else.

I would like to do away with all kind of - all weapons. A dream - totally. Including the bow an arrow.

That's my punishment in hell, shoveling horseshit.

When I'm writing, I thoroughly enjoy it. It just goes on.

To lose one parent is a tragedy, to lose both is utter carelessness.

I've seen so many horrible and awful results and consequences of people practicing alcoholism. It's murder, I've seen that. I've seen a lot of suicides, a lot of strange sins.

I kind of miss the old sleazy Times Square, in a way. And yet I don't mind not being accosted by all sorts of strange people.

Here am I, a human being and that has a body that is getting old. And I only have one, I can't trade it in.

The alcoholism got me and I ruined my first marriage with drinking and the lying and the deceit and infidelity, and all of that. The whole bloody thing.

It's one day at a time, that's all there is to it, and so I don't have to worry about it. All I do is, okay, I do not have to drink. And if I feel like it, I postpone it for ten minutes, and that way I find something else to do in the meantime.

I wonder what I can do about war. Is it the destiny of human kind to eventually wipe ourselves out with these weapons of mass destruction? Are we stupid to think that we can control them?

There's no recovery from alcoholism, it is an incurable disease. And it also is a disease that tells you, you don't have a disease.

I'm an alcoholic, recovering. And I used to smoke cigarettes, and I was a philanderer and I, wouldn't call myself good.

That's one part of oppression is to make sure you are a shameful, shamed human being. That takes care of the past.

The future has to do with fear. Don't attempt to come up here. Don't attempt to go forward, you were nobody, you are nobody, and you'll always be nothing, so don't even think about coming here because if you do, something awful will happen to you.

To be Irish today is the abandonment of shame and the younger people are moving it out and they're moving the fear away. They're not afraid, they're adventurous.

Limericks don't come from Limerick. But it comes from that between the verses when they used to have those competitions that they would put in the refrain, "follow me up, follow me up, follow me up to Limerick Town."

I've been sober for 25. And every day I am very grateful that I don't drink.

I had great faith that perhaps this man Obama would do something, but he is, we're all in the grip of big money.

The word is a sound of some sort and that's where the energy comes from.

Corporations can deduct their planes, all their office expenses, their machinery, their computers and Teleprompters and whatever else they have. They can deduct their yachts, they can deduct their limousines, their planes, everything.

The purpose of the media is to make us all spectators, to watch. So that's why we have millions of fat children watching the games, eating and consuming and not playing themselves.

Somebody once said that the Irish derived the greatest benefit from the English language. They court it like a beautiful woman. They make it bray with donkey laughter, they fling it at the sky like paint pots full of rainbow colors.

I see the way I look upon organized religion, I was a victim of that of mythology, and of cruelty, and all the absurd stuff.

I failed everything in school. I left when I was 13 because I had no comprehension of what the hell they were talking about up there at the blackboard. I must have that ADD thing. But, listening to people I thought, that's wonderful to be able to tell a story.

I think people are so disillusioned with the parties. It's one party with two different names, and they are so spineless.

Alcoholism is a dread, an awful, and fatal disease.

I was not a good father in my first marriage. Although there are ways of deserting the family without leaving physically, I was deserted in my head. I was always out, always in the saloons, always drinking, always messing about.

I am full of theories that are based on a very liquid foundation, because I used to be a drinker.

I would never become an alcoholic like my father because my father deserted us. But diseases, there's no let up.

I've avoided work all my life, you see. So, I'm like a bee. I go from flower to flower.

The Supreme Court gives corporations the same rights as a human being. It's absurd. You can't do that.

I stay in the present, so I don't know about the future.