1.
The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev.
Nikita Khrushchev
If I had been assassinated instead of Kennedy, it is likely Onassis would not have wed Mrs Khrushchev.
2.
When I married Prince Rainier, I married the man and not what he represented or what he was. I fell in love with him without giving a thought to anything else.
Grace Kelly
When I wed Prince Rainier, I chose him solely for who he was, not what his title or social status entailed. I was captivated by him without contemplating anything else.
3.
How would you ever learn unconditional love if you were married to someone who met all the conditions?
Paul Washer
4.
Being happily and successfully married is generally not so much a matter of marrying the right person as it is being the right person.
Howard W. Hunter
5.
God has not always answered my prayers. If He had, I would have married the wrong man -- several times!
Ruth Graham
6.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Henny Youngman
7.
People do not have a constitutional right to be married any more than we could say that someone has a constitutional right to a driver's license. You either meet the requirements or you don't. In the case of marriage, homosexuals do not meet the requirements of marriage.
Erwin W. Lutzer
8.
Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.
Socrates
9.
You don't have to be married to have a good friend as your partner for life.
Greta Garbo
10.
If it is right to be legally married, it is right to be legally divorced ... To be deprived of a Divorce is like being shut up in prison because someone attempted to kill you. It is just as honorable to get out of matrimonial trouble legally, as to be freed from any other wrong.
Mary Edwards Walker
11.
I am married to a girl from Hamburg, so no one need tell me about the dangers of living in a German dominated household.
Nigel Farage
12.
We don't fall in love and then get married; instead we get married and then learn what love requires.
Stanley Hauerwas
13.
If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single.
Greta Garbo
14.
Prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married.
Florynce Kennedy
15.
If the right to privacy means anything, it is the right of the individual, married or single, to be free from unwarranted governmental intrusion.
William J. Brennan
16.
I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them.
Cary Grant
17.
My life really began when I married my husband.
Nancy Reagan
18.
Practically everyone in Hollywood has a neighbor whos been famous, wants to be famous, is famous, has been married to someone famous, worked with someone famous, slept with someone famous, been blackmailed by someone famous.
Jennifer Grey
19.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
20.
"Married with Children" was racy, it was sexist, it was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
Katey Sagal
21.
Justin Bieber and I are going to get married some day. I also like Tom Cruise. He's very classy.
Bar Refaeli
22.
Gertrude Stein really thought of Hemingway as frail. He almost married Stein.
Leslie Fiedler
23.
I am married and happy. My only wish is that nothing will change.
Alexander Pushkin
24.
Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
Al Goldstein
25.
Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
Garry Shandling
26.
There are two things we cannot do alone. One is to be married and the other is to be a Christian.
Paul Tournier
27.
When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.
William Shakespeare
28.
I loved you because there was no other place for me to go. We were married because we did not know what else to do with each other. You never knew me, nothing about me, what died inside me, what lived invisibly.
Aleksandar Hemon
29.
How can you learn unconditional love if you’re married to a woman who meets all your conditions?
Paul Washer
30.
All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.
Isla Fisher
31.
I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.
Matt Walsh
32.
Jail is a good experience but it has its drawbacks ... all the disadvantages of married life with none of its compensations.
Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit
33.
Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.
Peter Andre
34.
I was married to a state of mind and I divorced it
Black Thought
35.
I have never been married, but that doesn't mean that I didn't mate. As you get older you get too many bad habits. Who is ever going to put up with me?
Lemmy Kilmister
36.
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
Bobby Darin
37.
I'll likely be married to the soldier mob for better and for worse to live and to die.
Charles XII of Sweden
38.
It's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her.
Bette Davis
39.
It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life
Big Daddy Kane
40.
Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to.
Nancy Reagan
41.
When you end up happily married, even the failed relationships have worked beautifully to get you there.
Julia Roberts
42.
There is no stress. I live my life, I enjoy it and when I am comfortable I can get married.
Usain Bolt
43.
There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.
Greta Garbo
44.
I was not a womanizer; I didn't date a lot. If I kissed somebody, I was basically married from that point on.
Shelley Long
45.
You are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers.
Skip Heitzig
46.
And as regards Adam and Eve we must maintain that before the fall they were virgins in Paradise: but after they sinned, and were cast out of Paradise, they were immediately married.
St. Jerome
47.
Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.
Errol Flynn
48.
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
Colin Mochrie
49.
For everyone, whatever his state--single, married, widowed, or priest-chastity is a triumphant affirmation of love.
Josemaria Escriva