Martini Quotes

Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis No weenies.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses.

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many.

I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini.

I typically have a martini.