A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
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I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!
Marty Allen
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If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.
Marty Allen
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The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.
Marty Allen
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When I go see a performer, I don't go to criticize. I just go to be entertained. I don't go to give advice; I just go to enjoy.