Microphones Quotes

The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone.

If I ever get Manziel disease, I want all of you to smack me in the head with your microphones.

I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.

I'm always in range of a microphone. I even have a studio at home.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

Take a microphone out of my hands, and I'm just plain folks.

You're stuck in front of the microphone. You can't use your hands. I like to do things

A singer for me is more like someone who is standing alone with a microphone like Scott Walker, rather than someone who is bashing a plank and is spitting all over a microphone.

When it comes down to the music, it's just you and the microphone. It's not you and the record execs.

Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Things like microphones are dangerous things because you never know when they might feedback and squeal.

So while you're imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone And defecating on your microphone.

I usually never walk by a microphone.

In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.

The best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone.

It's much easier to spend a lot of time making your microphone louder than it is working on making your message more compelling.

Twitter," said Manny, waving his hand. "You know what that is? Termites with microphones.

When I first started to beatbox on the microphone with the Get Fresh Crew, people were shocked. Some things are just supposed to happen and you have to roll with it.

I'm liking the idea more and more of just standing up with a microphone and talking.

Nobody gets between me and my microphone.

I love a microphone and a big crowd; I'm an entertainer, I guess.

I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.

Any man with a microphone can tell you what he loves the most.

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

I went from MC to being MS, this microphone controller is the motivational speaker.

My experience tells me that any time you hear people laughing on a sitcom, it's the writers who happen to be closest to the microphones - not the audience.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.