1.
The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone.
Mumia Abu-Jamal
2.
If I ever get Manziel disease, I want all of you to smack me in the head with your microphones.
Jameis Winston
3.
I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.
Martha Stewart
4.
I'm always in range of a microphone. I even have a studio at home.
Young Thug
5.
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
Adam Sandler
6.
Take a microphone out of my hands, and I'm just plain folks.
Willard Scott
7.
You're stuck in front of the microphone. You can't use your hands. I like to do things
Lita Ford
8.
A singer for me is more like someone who is standing alone with a microphone like Scott Walker, rather than someone who is bashing a plank and is spitting all over a microphone.
Graham Coxon
9.
When it comes down to the music, it's just you and the microphone. It's not you and the record execs.
Rita Ora
10.
Things like microphones are dangerous things because you never know when they might feedback and squeal.
Temple Grandin
11.
Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.
Harlan Ellison
12.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
Flip Wilson
13.
So while you're imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone
And defecating on your microphone.
Lauryn Hill
14.
I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.
Rod Stewart
15.
Any man with a microphone can tell you what he loves the most.
Jack White
16.
Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.
Paul McCartney
17.
I went from MC to being MS, this microphone controller is the motivational speaker.
Lupe Fiasco
18.
My experience tells me that any time you hear people laughing on a sitcom, it's the writers who happen to be closest to the microphones - not the audience.
Steven Weber
19.
When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.
Joy Behar
21.
In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.
Tig Notaro
22.
The best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone.
Dave Grohl
23.
It's much easier to spend a lot of time making your microphone louder than it is working on making your message more compelling.
Seth Godin
24.
Twitter," said Manny, waving his hand. "You know what that is? Termites with microphones.
Meg Wolitzer
25.
When I first started to beatbox on the microphone with the Get Fresh Crew, people were shocked. Some things are just supposed to happen and you have to roll with it.
Doug E. Fresh
26.
I'm liking the idea more and more of just standing up with a microphone and talking.
Madonna Ciccone
28.
I love a microphone and a big crowd; I'm an entertainer, I guess.
Kary Mullis