Minnesota Quotes

After 16 months of teaching, consulting, fellowship, and special project activities on matters ranging from conservation to healthcare to international trade, Gov. Ventura appointed me to the Minnesota Court of Appeals.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

I have an education degree from the University of Minnesota, and I was a teacher for about a minute.

Made it through high school, went to the University of Minnesota.

During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar.

I never felt like I belonged in Minnesota when I was growing up there. That's why I was out the door as soon as I turned 18.

I grew up in Minnesota.

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

I love everything Minnesota.

There is no such thing as a typical season, not for the Cardinals, not for San Diego, not for Minnesota.

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero.

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.

As for family values, they are whatever they are - some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don't waste my time, don't B.S. me, I wasn't born yesterday.

When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

I was in the Minnesota state Senate from 2000 until 2006. In 2006, I was urged to run for Congress, I did. And I've been here ever since.

Now [in 2016] I have the highest turnout in the state of Minnesota. And Minnesota is the highest turnout state in the country.

I even believe [Donald Trump] won a little after - after the election rethinking, I think if we'd spent a little more time in Minnesota, we would've won Minnesota.

If you can't stand the heat, then move to Minnesota. They have snow in May.

When I got drafted by Minnesota, and I think I said this a couple weeks ago, I think I felt obligated to bring a Super Bowl to Minnesota.

Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.

Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.

And I took a walk and I just went to prayer and I said Lord, what would you have me do in the Minnesota state senate? And just through prayer I knew that I was to introduce the marriage amendment in Minnesota.

It's good to go back and look at what other states are doing. For example, Mayo Clinics and the University of Minnesota had a collaborative grant program that we modeled our program after, so we went back to talk to them about the successes of their program. It's been very successful, the state is going back to fund it again, and it's resulted in a great deal of collaboration and specifically patented technology.

..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head.

The longest road trip I've ever been on is from Minnesota to Los Angeles.

I love Minnesota, and I'd love to play my whole career here.

Flip's a player's coach, and I do know one thing, he motivates better than anybody I know. His system is very oriented around the point guard. He and Steph (Marbury) had a great relationship when Steph was in Minnesota.

It was the Buffalo Bills at the Minnesota Vikings on NBC. It went to about five markets.

In 1993, 40 percent of Minnesota restaurateurs reported declines attributed to casinos

Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know.

We had Jesse Ventura in Minnesota win the governorship, nobody thought he was going to win. I'm telling you, stranger things have happened.

I live in Minnesota. Lots of people assume that if you want to be an actor, you have to live in Hollywood, but not me.

I moved from Minnesota out to Los Angeles and I thought I was going to hate it out there, but I really like it.

I'm the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.

My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.

Minnesota's a great city.

Casey Blake (a former Minnesota Twin, now with the Indians) is a good friend of mine, I'd like to see the Indians win.

Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue.

I lived in Minnesota in a small town.

I’m indebted to the teachers who shaped me - from the Sisters of St. Joseph at St. Croix Catholic elementary to the monks of St. John’s in Minnesota to my professors at Georgetown.

My hope is next year Terry and I can work out a contract. I have no problem with the Minnesota Twins.

I'm a lifelong Vikings and Packers fan because I lived in both Minnesota and Wisconsin as a kid.

Minnesota has been so good to me and so pleased that I love Minnesota.

I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.

It was just the best thing in my life, to come to Minnesota.

I grew up in Stillwater, Minnesota in a proud Catholic family.

Spending comes just as natural to liberals in Minnesota and the Minnesota legislature as bashing decency comes to the editorial board of our major metropolitan newspapers.

This is important, to represent our country. We've also got to be ready for the Minnesota Twins.

My family has loved Minnesota and that was one of the big reasons we decided to come back. For me, family decisions were a big part to coming back to the Twins.