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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
We expend the first year of our children's lives instructing them to move and converse, and the following twelve months imploring them to take a seat and stay quiet.
2.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
Albert Einstein
You do not truly comprehend something until you can elucidate it to your grandparent.
3.
Affirming words from moms and dads are like light switches. Speak a word of affirmation at the right moment in a child's life and it's like lighting up a whole roomful of possibilities.
Gary Smalley
Verbal encouragement from parents is akin to a ray of sunshine. Uttering words of admiration at the opportune moment in a youngster's life can open up an array of chances.
4.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Anthony Jeselnik
5.
The worst scream I have ever heard, by far, is a mother cow on a dairy farm screaming her lungs out day, after day, after day for her stolen baby to be given back to her. And why do they steal babies from their moms? Well, the dairy industry can't have little babies sucking up all that milk that was meant for them. Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not.
Gary Yourofsky
6.
Don't waste another moment crying over what went wrong! If it wasn't a blessing - it was a lesson.
Paula White
Don't linger in regret for what has passed! If it was not a boon - it was an education.
7.
I shall never forget my mother, for it was she who planted and nurtured the first seeds of good within me. She opened my heart to the lasting impressions of nature; she awakened my understanding and extended my horizon and her percepts exerted an everlasting influence upon the course of my life.
Immanuel Kant
8.
Children desperately need to know - and to hear in ways they understand and remember - that they're loved and valued by mom and dad.
Gary Smalley
Kids require to be cognizant - and to listen in ways that are comprehendible and memorable - that they're cherished and appreciated by mum and dad.
9.
My real dream is to have a whole, like, buy a whole piece of land. Imagine, like, a long driveway. Like, a cul de sac-type street, with maybe, like, seven houses. Me be right here. Have my mom be able to be right here. My brother over here. My girl's grandmother and family right here. Friends over there. That's my real dream.
J. Cole
10.
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
Rajneesh
At the instant of childbirth, a female transforms into a matriarch. She has never been in this role before. The lady existed, but not as a parent. A mother is something entirely unprecedented.
11.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
I inquire of people the reason they have deer heads adorning their walls. They usually provide the explanation that it is a magnificent creature. Thus, in turn, I can say that I find my mother attractive but possess pictures of her.
12.
One of the greatest pieces of advice I've ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said "Okay, I'm gonna tell you what to do. If the kid's bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock.
Johnny Depp
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My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.
Anthony Jeselnik
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American soldiers in battle don't fight for what some president says on T.V., they don't fight for mom, apple pie, the American flag...they fight for one another.
Hal Moore
American service members in combat do not fight for the orders of a leader, or for patriotic symbols, but rather they battle for each other.
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My children are 12, 12, 8, and 7, which is bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, for mom going inside.
Kellyanne Conway
My offspring are 12, 12, 8, and 7, which is a terrible notion, terrible notion, terrible notion, terrible notion, for mom entering within.
16.
The precursor of the mirror is the mother's face.
Donald Woods Winnicott
The origin of the reflection is the visage of the matriarch.
17.
All children need a laptop. Not a computer, but a human laptop. Moms, Dads, Grannies and Grandpas, Aunts, Uncles - someone to hold them, read to them, teach them. Loved ones who will embrace them and pass on the experience, rituals and knowledge of a hundred previous generations. Loved ones who will pass to the next generation their expectations of them, their hopes, and their dreams.
Colin Powell
18.
Only mothers can think of the future - because they give birth to it in their children.
Maxim Gorky
Only mothers can envisage the future - for they bring it forth in their offspring.
19.
If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
Bette Davis
20.
I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad's not overly protective, but he's a dad no matter what.
Miley Cyrus
21.
My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
George Washington
22.
There never was a woman like her. She was gentle as a dove and brave as a lioness... The memory of my mother and her teachings were, after all, the only capital I had to start life with, and on that capital I have made my way.
Andrew Jackson
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One of my mom's best lines is... You're not training to be the best in the world, you're training to be the best in the world on your worst day.
Ronda Rousey
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I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."
Garry Shandling
25.
The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small.
Mother Teresa
26.
A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's.
Princess Diana
27.
The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.
Dorothy Fields
28.
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.
Victor Hugo
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I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?
Bill Burr
30.
I've learned that every working mom is a superwoman.
Uma Thurman
31.
My dad is like a cactus - introverted and tough. I'm a people person, like my mom, but I got my competitiveness from my dad. He came to this country from Belarus with nothing and built a real business. He's my hero for giving me that need to run a business and for having enormous confidence in me.
Gary Vaynerchuk
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Every mother is like Moses. She does not enter the promised land. She prepares a world she will not see.
Pope Paul VI
33.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost
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The mother-child relationship is paradoxical and, in a sense, tragic. It requires the most intense love on the mother's side, yet this very love must help the child grow away from the mother, and to become fully independent.
Erich Fromm
35.
My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother.
George Washington
36.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Erma Bombeck
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[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism.
Gilda Radner
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Women's natural role is to be a pillar of the family.
Grace Kelly
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Mom used to quote Isaiah 64: about waiting on the Lord. It doesn't mean being complacent. It means understanding that he has a plan, and that we're not the ones in control. In the meantime, we need to strive to use our gifts and abilities fully.
Tim Tebow
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Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character.
Hosea Ballou
41.
My mother taught me to treat a lady respectfully.
Chris Brown
42.
Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
Erma Bombeck
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The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
Honore de Balzac
44.
Postpartum depression is a very real and very serious problem for many mothers. It can happen to a first time mom or a veteran mother. It can occur a few days... or a few months after childbirth.
Richard Codey
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A mother's love is something that no one can explain — It is made of deep devotion and of sacrifice and pain. It is endless and unselfish and enduring, come what may, For nothing can destroy it or take that love away. It is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, And it never fails or falters even though the heart is breaking.
Helen Steiner Rice
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It was my mom and I against the world. We lived in New York in this bohemian lifestyle where an extended group of artists and photographers were like my aunts and uncles.
Brooke Shields
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The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.
Rick Riordan
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There is no greater good in all the world than motherhood. The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation.
James E. Faust
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Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
Oprah Winfrey
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Youth fades, love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.