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About a month ago some kids in my neighborhood were playing hide-and-go-seek and one of them ended up in an abandoned refrigerator. It's all anybody talked about for weeks. I said, 'Who cares? How many kids you know get to die a winner?
Anthony Jeselnik
2.
Capitalism drives the employers to do their worst to the employed, and the employed to do the least for them. And it boasts all the time of the incentive it provides to both to do their best! . . . The reason the Capitalist system has worked so far without jamming for more than a few months at a time, and then only in places, is that it has not yet succeeded in making a conquest of human nature so complete that everybody acts on strictly business principles.
George Bernard Shaw
3.
If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all.
Genghis Khan
4.
The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
5.
I don't want a Black History Month. Black history is American history.
Morgan Freeman
6.
I remember that during the period leading up to independence in Angola in 1975, I was the only correspondent there at all for three months.
Ryszard Kapuscinski
7.
I ended up in the US for a month or so, before moving to Montreal with some Romanian friends.
Nadia Comaneci
8.
The most important event I covered was the Panama Canal debate, which dragged on for months.
Jessica Savitch
9.
The conflict in Darfur could escalate to where we're seeing 100,000 victims per month
Nicholas D. Kristof
10.
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.
Ken Dodd
11.
It is up to me now to choose how to live out the months that remain to me.
Oliver Sacks
12.
The only good Jap is one that's been dead six months.
William Halsey
13.
The best part about having true friends is that you can go months without seeing them and they'll still be there for you and act as if you'd never left!
Ariana Grande
14.
Invest in yourself now and reap the dividends day after day after month after year.
Jack LaLanne
15.
Thank you Mama for the nine months you carried me through/…No one knows the pressure you bear a just only you.
Sizzla
16.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
John Barrymore
17.
Ramadan is, in its essence, a month of humanist spirituality.
Tariq Ramadan
18.
The twelve months...
Snowy, Flowy, Blowy,
Showery, Flowery, Bowery,
Hoppy, Croppy, Droppy,
Breeze, Sneezy, Freezy.
George F. R. Ellis
19.
I would rather live one day in Maui than one month in New York.
Charles Lindbergh
20.
Pop changes week to week, month to month. But great music is like literature.
Ravi Shankar
21.
But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.
Jason Biggs
22.
Fights aren't won in the octagon, they're won in the months leading up to them, in a near-empty gym, in the lost hours of a day, whether I feel like it or not.
Georges St-Pierre
23.
Regardless of how good or bad a collection might be, it's a letdown after the show is over. It's done. Something you've worked on for months is just over.
Oscar de la Renta
24.
No sociologist should think himself too good, even in his old age, to make tens of thousands of quite trivial computations in his head and perhaps for months at a time.
Max Weber
25.
Before I ever start a job that I'm really excited about, I usually have some sleepless nights or weeks or months. But that anticipation for a person like me... I don't do so well with a lot of time off.
Lily Rabe
26.
Three months ago, if you asked me, I would have told you that if you really loved someone, you’d let them go. But now I look at you, and I dreamed about Maggie, and I see that I’ve been wrong. If you really love someone, Allie, I think you have to take them back.
Jodi Picoult
27.
The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood’.
Paul Feig
28.
You Can Meet Someone Who Can Change Your Life In The Space Of A Year, In The Space Of A Month Or A Week.
Joseph Morgan
29.
If I'm lucky, in a month from now, best-case scenario, I'm managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.
Saul
30.
When you are five, you know your age down to the month. Even in your twenties, you know how old you are. I'm twenty-three you say, or maybe twenty-seven. But then in your thirties, something strange starts to happen. It is a mere hiccup at first, an instant of hesitation. How old are you? Oh, I'm--you start confidently, but then you stop. You were going to say thirty-three, but you are not. You're thirty-five. And then you're bothered, because you wonder if this is the beginning of the end. It is, of course, but it's decades before you admit it.
Sara Gruen
31.
I love what I do. When a month goes by and I'm not working, I'm miserable.
Roselyn Sanchez
32.
I might work on a painting for a month, but it has too look like I painted it in a minute.
Willem de Kooning
33.
To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.
Lee Trevino
34.
I was born two months early, and everyone had given up on me. But my mother insisted on my life.
Sidney Poitier
35.
September is the month of maturity; the heaped basket and the garnered sheaf. It is the month of climax and completion. September! I never tire of turning it over and over in my mind. It has warmth, depth and colour. It glows like old amber.
Patience Strong
36.
Resolved, to ask myself at the end of every day, week, month and year, wherein I could possibly in any respect have done better.
Jonathan Edwards
37.
The Bay of Bengal is hit frequently by cyclones. The months of November and May, in particular, are dangerous in this regard.
Abdul Kalam
38.
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.
Bill Murray
39.
I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!
Justin Bieber
40.
If you don't have a plan, days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months, months turn into years, and before you know it you're looking back saying, I should've had a plan.
Phil McGraw
41.
After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.
Kim Kardashian
42.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
Ambrose Bierce
43.
There's no question to my mind and I think no question to any objective observer's mind that the DNC was supporting Hillary Clinton and was at opposition to our campaign. So I'm not quite shocked by this. And that is why many, many months ago I made it clear that I thought Debbie Wasserman Schultz should resign, should step down.
Bernie Sanders
44.
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.
Doug Stanhope
46.
I later spent... five to eight months in hospitals in New Jersey, always on an involuntary basis, and always attempting a legal argument for release.
John Forbes Nash
47.
He has so often told me he is madly in love with me, but what does that mean when I haven't had a good word from him in three months?
Eva Braun
49.
Let me repeat what I have repeated for many months now. I never received nor sent any material that was marked classified.
Hillary Clinton
50.
I'm used to being someone else 10 months out of the year.
Elisha Cuthbert