Moral Of The Story Quotes

So when it comes down to it, a calorie is a calorie is a calorie: There is only one moral of the story: burn as many damn calories as possible whenever you work out.

And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.

And the moral of the story is that you don't remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened. And the second moral of the story, if a story can have multiple morals, is that Dumpers are not inherently worse than Dumpees - breaking up isn't something that gets done to you; it's something that happens with you.

The moral of the story is this: sometimes, to do nothing, to do nothing at all, is the sorriest thing ever.