Mummy Quotes

Mummies are dehydrated & they long for the blood of living words.

While Daddy liked to stick to the rules, Mummy liked to bend them.

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

I'm a bit of a mummy's boy.

They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner.

I'm a proper mummy's boy.

I've always been really drawn to that kind of sexual earthiness in European women, and Sophia Loren covered all the bases, including the whole mummy fantasy.

I could always escape into this demi-monde of homosexuality, which I feel really indebted to. It stopped me being a 'mummy's boy.'