2.
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.
Boris Karloff
3.
Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.
Carl Icahn
4.
And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
Eric Roberts
6.
The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.
Dan Chaon
7.
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
Alice Cooper
9.
My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.
Stephen Curry
10.
I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!
Marty Allen
11.
My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.
Chris Daughtry
13.
Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.
Derek Kilmer
14.
I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.
Desi Arnaz
15.
My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.
Cillian Murphy
17.
My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.
Anthony Anderson
18.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Sam Levenson
19.
Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
Joseph Cook
20.
I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it.
Harry Connick, Jr.
21.
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.
Curtis Sliwa
22.
I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.
Ted Haggard
25.
I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.
Orlando Bloom
26.
I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.
Julius Caesar
27.
I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.
Anthony Anderson
28.
Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
29.
My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
Evel Knievel
30.
My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.
Juan Williams
32.
I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.
Lech Walesa
34.
I trust my wife more than I trust myself.
Chris Paul
35.
Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.
John Bercow
37.
I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.
Nick Hornby
38.
I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.
Jeff Bridges
39.
I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.
Emo Philips
40.
If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!
Winston Churchill
41.
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
Rodney Dangerfield
42.
My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.
Darrell Royal
43.
I listened to 19 guilty verdicts for my wife and me. And all I could do was sob.
Bob McDonnell
44.
My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work because I'm interested in working from a stable base.
Tom Sizemore
45.
It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.
Ken Jeong
46.
My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.
Taye Diggs
47.
When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.
Johnny Cash
48.
My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other.
Eric Bana
50.
So writing about love or having it infuse the poems that I'm writing has never been something I've set myself to do, except when I write a poem for my wife, for an occasion, such as our anniversary.
Ron Padgett