2.
Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.
Carl Icahn
3.
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.
Boris Karloff
5.
And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
Eric Roberts
6.
The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.
Dan Chaon
7.
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
Alice Cooper
9.
My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.
Stephen Curry
10.
I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!
Marty Allen
11.
My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.
Chris Daughtry
13.
Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.
Derek Kilmer
14.
I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.
Desi Arnaz
15.
I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.
Ted Haggard
17.
My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.
Cillian Murphy
19.
My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.
Anthony Anderson
20.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Sam Levenson
21.
Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
Joseph Cook
22.
I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it.
Harry Connick, Jr.
23.
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.
Curtis Sliwa
24.
My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.
Juan Williams
26.
I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.
Lech Walesa
29.
I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.
Orlando Bloom
30.
I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.
Julius Caesar
31.
I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.
Anthony Anderson
32.
Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
33.
My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
Evel Knievel
34.
I trust my wife more than I trust myself.
Chris Paul
35.
Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.
John Bercow
36.
I feel about John's gospel like I feel about my wife; I love her very much, but I wouldn't claim to understand her.
N. T. Wright
38.
I was raised by ex-hippies, but I grew up worshipping a television set. I am skeptical of a lot of things, but I was on Myspace and Friendster, and I have a fascination with the new. My wife and I met on Facebook!
James Ponsoldt
40.
You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.
Rod Stewart
42.
My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.
Craig Finn
43.
I wake my wife up at 3 a.m. and say, "Listen to this!"
Barry Hannah
45.
My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.
Will Ferrell
46.
My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine.
Julie Garwood
47.
My wife and I are art collectors and architectural crazies.
Louis Susman
48.
My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby
Dele Momodu
49.
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
Rodney Dangerfield