My Wife Quotes

My wife is possessive and I like that

Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.

My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

You can ask my wife about my stamina.

My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.

I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!

My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.

My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

I don't get any money from my wife.

I tell my wife all my secrets.

I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.

I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

I trust my wife more than I trust myself.

Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.

My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.

Be my wife, all my life.

I wake my wife up at 3 a.m. and say, "Listen to this!"

My wife is my best friend, by far my best friend.

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.

My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine.

My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.

My wife and I are art collectors and architectural crazies.

I have to look to my wife.

I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.

I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.

I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'