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My Wife Quotes

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My wife is possessive and I like that
Fawad Afzal Khan

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2.
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.
Boris Karloff

3.
Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.
Carl Icahn

4.
And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
Eric Roberts

5.
Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.
Wallace Shawn

6.
The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.
Dan Chaon

7.
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
Alice Cooper

8.
You can ask my wife about my stamina.
Steve Smith, Sr.

9.
My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.
Stephen Curry

10.
I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!
Marty Allen

11.
My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.
Jean-Claude Van Damme

12.
Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.
Derek Kilmer

13.
I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.
Desi Arnaz

14.
My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.
Chris Daughtry

15.
I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.
David Feherty

16.
My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.
Anthony Anderson

17.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Sam Levenson

18.
Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
Joseph Cook

19.
I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it.
Harry Connick, Jr.

20.
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.
Curtis Sliwa

21.
I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.
Ted Haggard

22.
Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.
Andrew Jackson

23.
My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.
Cillian Murphy

24.
I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.
Anthony Anderson

25.
Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.
Ilie Nastase

26.
My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
Evel Knievel

27.
My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.
Juan Williams

28.
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
Milton Berle

29.
I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.
Lech Walesa

30.
I don't get any money from my wife.
Kevin Federline

31.
I tell my wife all my secrets.
Benedict Cumberbatch

32.
I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.
Orlando Bloom

33.
I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.
Julius Caesar

34.
I trust my wife more than I trust myself.
Chris Paul

35.
Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.
John Bercow

36.
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
Rodney Dangerfield

37.
My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.
Darrell Royal

38.
I listened to 19 guilty verdicts for my wife and me. And all I could do was sob.
Bob McDonnell

39.
My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work because I'm interested in working from a stable base.
Tom Sizemore

40.
It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.
Ken Jeong

41.
My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other.
Eric Bana

42.
My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.
Taye Diggs

43.
When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.
Johnny Cash

44.
Will you do me the honor of being my wife?
Cassandra Clare

45.
So writing about love or having it infuse the poems that I'm writing has never been something I've set myself to do, except when I write a poem for my wife, for an occasion, such as our anniversary.
Ron Padgett

46.
I never take any commitment lightly, and I certainly don’t take my wife lightly. I never did and I never will. That’s permanent. That’s true love.
John Lydon

47.
Every day is a dream, every day I spend with my wife.
Patrick Demarchelier

48.
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
Rob Delaney

49.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
Henny Youngman

50.
I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.
Matthew Macfadyen