My Wife Quotes

My wife is possessive and I like that

My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.

Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

You can ask my wife about my stamina.

My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.

I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.

My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.

I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

I don't get any money from my wife.

I tell my wife all my secrets.

I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.

I trust my wife more than I trust myself.

Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.

I listened to 19 guilty verdicts for my wife and me. And all I could do was sob.

My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work because I'm interested in working from a stable base.

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.

My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other.

My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.

When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.

Will you do me the honor of being my wife?

So writing about love or having it infuse the poems that I'm writing has never been something I've set myself to do, except when I write a poem for my wife, for an occasion, such as our anniversary.

I never take any commitment lightly, and I certainly don’t take my wife lightly. I never did and I never will. That’s permanent. That’s true love.

Every day is a dream, every day I spend with my wife.

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.