My Wife Quotes

My wife is possessive and I like that

My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.

Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

You can ask my wife about my stamina.

My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.

I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!

Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.

My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

I don't get any money from my wife.

I tell my wife all my secrets.

I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.

I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.

I trust my wife more than I trust myself.

I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

The Bible may be more than an ordinary human book but it's not less, and the same principles therefore apply in interpreting it as in interpreting what my wife wants me to do. Only the stakes are even higher!

I feel the need to work with my wife, Lena Olin, again.

I've got more clothes than my wife.

My wife went off with Elvis.

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead.

Take my wife... Please!

All my closest friends came to me through poetry. My wife, too! Other than my family, poetry is the gravitational force of my life.

I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully.

My wife accuses me - and she's probably right - that I'm sometimes oversensitive.

My wife's married. I'm not.

I feel about John's gospel like I feel about my wife; I love her very much, but I wouldn't claim to understand her.