2.
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.
Boris Karloff
3.
Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.
Carl Icahn
4.
And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
Eric Roberts
6.
The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.
Dan Chaon
7.
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
Alice Cooper
9.
My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.
Stephen Curry
10.
I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!
Marty Allen
11.
My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.
Chris Daughtry
13.
Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap.
Derek Kilmer
14.
I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.
Desi Arnaz
16.
My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.
Cillian Murphy
18.
My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.
Anthony Anderson
19.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Sam Levenson
20.
Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
Joseph Cook
21.
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.
Curtis Sliwa
22.
I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it.
Harry Connick, Jr.
23.
I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.
Ted Haggard
26.
I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.
Orlando Bloom
27.
I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.
Julius Caesar
28.
I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.
Anthony Anderson
29.
Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
30.
My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
Evel Knievel
31.
My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.
Juan Williams
33.
I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.
Lech Walesa
34.
I trust my wife more than I trust myself.
Chris Paul
35.
Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.
John Bercow
36.
My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.
Will Ferrell
37.
My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine.
Julie Garwood
38.
I wake my wife up at 3 a.m. and say, "Listen to this!"
Barry Hannah
40.
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
Rodney Dangerfield
41.
My wife and I are art collectors and architectural crazies.
Louis Susman
42.
My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby
Dele Momodu
43.
I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.
Nick Hornby
44.
I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.
Jeff Bridges
46.
I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.
Emo Philips
47.
If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!
Winston Churchill
48.
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
Rodney Dangerfield
49.
My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.
Darrell Royal
50.
I listened to 19 guilty verdicts for my wife and me. And all I could do was sob.
Bob McDonnell