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In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
Nicole Hollander
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Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
Nicole Hollander
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Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.
Nicole Hollander
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Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.
Nicole Hollander
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Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!
Nicole Hollander
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We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.
Nicole Hollander
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Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.
Nicole Hollander
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Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.
Nicole Hollander
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My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.
Nicole Hollander
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Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.
Nicole Hollander