1.
I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.
Nikki Glaser
2.
No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!' Meryl Streep still likes a compliment. I guarantee you, it touches her heart.
Nikki Glaser
3.
I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better.
Nikki Glaser
4.
No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been a complaint for why a guy doesn't like a girl. Ever! That's an attractive thing, so always err on the side of aloofness.
Nikki Glaser
5.
You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it!
Nikki Glaser
6.
I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others.
Nikki Glaser
7.
I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.
Nikki Glaser
8.
When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.
Nikki Glaser
