Nikki Glaser Quotes

I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!' Meryl Streep still likes a compliment. I guarantee you, it touches her heart.

I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better.

No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been a complaint for why a guy doesn't like a girl. Ever! That's an attractive thing, so always err on the side of aloofness.

You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it!

I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others.

I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.