Nun Quotes

I have been called a nun with a switchblade where my privacy is concerned. I think there's a point where one says, that's for family, that's for me.

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness

In the religion of Love the courtesan is a heretic; but the nun is an atheist.

Dog’ is ‘God’ spelled backward; you know that. That’s why you’re here, to help the nuns do God’s work.

I'd go down in history for being the most revealing nun ever!

"Women," he said in disgust. I wasn't sure whether we was referring to me or nuns.

Here's to the good Nuns for telling me what books NOT to read!

I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It is suitable for very few people.

It’s funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.

... a woman who has been a nun is never anything else.

If nuns begin getting more empowered, where does that leave us?

You're as white as a nun's buttock. Are you all right?

I’ve been a nun. A Catholic nun.

There are women who love their husbands as blindly, as enthusiastically, and as enigmatically as nuns their cloister.

Oh you know me. I have no emotions. I'm a robot. Or a nun. A robot nun.

Commas, like nuns, often travel in pairs.

What news? There's nothing to tell. I'm a nun.

It's always a good idea to have a nun next to you when you get arrested!

I don't speak during the day. I warm up physically and, obviously, vocally, constantly. And I try to live like a nun.

The Bagshaws? They didn't know she was a nun!