Nun Quotes

I have been called a nun with a switchblade where my privacy is concerned. I think there's a point where one says, that's for family, that's for me.

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness

In the religion of Love the courtesan is a heretic; but the nun is an atheist.

Dog’ is ‘God’ spelled backward; you know that. That’s why you’re here, to help the nuns do God’s work.

I'd go down in history for being the most revealing nun ever!

Oh you know me. I have no emotions. I'm a robot. Or a nun. A robot nun.

Commas, like nuns, often travel in pairs.

What news? There's nothing to tell. I'm a nun.

It's always a good idea to have a nun next to you when you get arrested!

The Bagshaws? They didn't know she was a nun!

I don't speak during the day. I warm up physically and, obviously, vocally, constantly. And I try to live like a nun.

"Women," he said in disgust. I wasn't sure whether we was referring to me or nuns.

Here's to the good Nuns for telling me what books NOT to read!

I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It is suitable for very few people.

It’s funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.

... a woman who has been a nun is never anything else.

If nuns begin getting more empowered, where does that leave us?

You're as white as a nun's buttock. Are you all right?

I’ve been a nun. A Catholic nun.

There are women who love their husbands as blindly, as enthusiastically, and as enigmatically as nuns their cloister.