Old Jokes Quotes

Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.

Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You moved. Just don't move.