Paper Towels Quotes

American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.

Racing shirts should be sold on big, thick rolls like paper towels.

People I've interviewed say they're terrified there may be boycotts of their [the Kochs] products, which include so many household items that everybody's familiar with, things like Stainmaster Carpet and Dixie Cups and Brawny paper towels and Lycra.